You Got The Weapon Of your Dreams!!! Now What Will You Name It?

[Professor James]

The alien blaster from Fallout 3 and I will name it The Obliterator.

 

[DkLnBr]

Spoiler: I would get a .500 S&W Magnum

I would call it "The Compensator"

 

[Neino Ranatos]

A gun that fires whatever I happen to want it to fire at the time. I would call it The Lincoln.

 

[Terminate421]

A Pulse Rifle from Aliens with extreme accuracy.

Captain. Jack. Sparrow.

Thats its name.

 

[Psycho Cybernaut]

A tactical neuclear penguin... Id call it Brewdog

 

[Psycho Cybernaut]

A tactical neuclear penguin... Id call it Brewdog

i realise 99% wont get the referance

 

[Johnny Reb]

An M40A5 Rifle equipped with full USMC Modifications.

http://www.texasbrigadearmory.com/images/m40a5.jpg

I would call her... Matilda.

 

[supermariner]

basically it's the Ryno 2 from Ratchet and Clank
and i'll call it 'nasty bastard'
because there's no grace or wit employed in that name
so it suits my personality perfectly

 

[CHIMP MAGNET]

I'd have a minigun and- oh my god somebody touched sacha. WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Steyr Aug A3, standard 30 round magazine, Trijicon ACOG 4X Chevron, and Troy foregrip.

Ahh, what a beauty. I shall call her "Leah"

 

[deathbydeath]

A big, shiny-ass sword that can slash open portals into the nether world and summon forth an army of spirits at my command. It would be light as a feather (to me), indestructible, and able to kill any living thing, no matter how large or resilient.
BONUS: it auto-holsters on your back.

I'll call it Neanaroth. It means "apocalypse" in some ancient forbidden tongue i just made up. And it's AWESOME.

*cough(mary sue gun)cough*
as for me, something along the lines of a revolver with shotgun shells, and a sister arm-mounted sword. the reasonable european kind, not the excessively large or thin jrpg kind.

 

[DustyDrB]

The Louisville chocolator. It's a baseball bat, and if I hit you with it, you explode into many bits of tasty (and miraculously calorie-free) chocolate.

 

[Agayek]

My ideal weapon is a pet zombie Tyrannosaurus Rex named Sue. I'd reanimate it on Halloween and ride around stomping on things with it.

 

[amoamaremetallum]

The Legendary Guitar from Guitar Hero Warriors of Rock.

Monstrabit!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Two Beretta pistols with attached silencers..I'll call them "The Saints" in homage/reference to the cult classic flick The Boondock Saints

 

[Mechsoap]

My ideal weapon is a pet zombie Tyrannosaurus Rex named Sue. I'd reanimate it on Halloween and ride around stomping on things with it.

but can you carry it?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I'd call it the Advocate

 

[Agayek]

but can you carry it?

Why would I need to? It's a zombie T-Rex!

 

[Mechsoap]

but can you carry it?

Why would I need to? It's a zombie T-Rex!

Hmmm....that's a point....but would it be practical for scavenging metros?

 

[Agayek]

Hmmm....that's a point....but would it be practical for scavenging metros?

Probably not.

It would be fantastic for stomping all over rampaging necromancers though.