You have 48 Hours to Live.

[Wazzelbe]

or maybe i would commandeer a space shuttle, launch myself into space and jump out the airlock...

Yes. That is exactly what I'd want to do. Realistically speaking, though, I'd have to settle for some guy's biplane with the keys still in the ignition. Then I'd fly over restricted military airspace and DO A BARREL ROLL! Then TRY A SOMERSAULT. Then get blown to hell. It'd save money on cremation.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

For 1: Nothing gets into the Evil Lair, thousands of miles below the Earth's crust, no one can get in here except for that girl I met in Vegas thats keeps stalking me. Besides the only dangerous things in here is the Nuclear warhead and those Monsters I've been breeding. Hey, where'd that Phone Booth come from? Oh crud.

Well, with 48 hrs to live (Hypothetically) I'd probably get together with all the other members of the Order and do one last Ghost Hunters marathon. Or maybe another Stargate: Atlantis or Doctor Who marathon (the 70's one is better than '07 sorry David Tennant, Tom Baker wins every time)

And Khell, stop trying to steal my Stealth Bomber, I thought the barbed wire and shock fence were a deterrent, and NO you cant borrow the Death Star. OK, after I'm dead you can use it but not before. And besides, Purple is getting the Evil Lair anyway. At least He would USE it.

 

[Najal]

Take up smoking cigars
get all my affairs in order, say goodbye
the OP said no videogames, but i reckon i would take 5 minutes to log on and say goodbye to a few guildmates too
I wouldnt do anything suicidal like jump out of a plane in case whoever told me i was going to die got it wrong.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Well i would try to go out with a bang. I was thinking random crime/killing spree but that will take 20 howers tops and then im in some doo doo for the last few howers of my life so i have come up with this full proof plan.

I would first go up to buckingham palace steal one of the guards hats (lets see him stand there now) and if he shoots me then mission accomplshed(ish). Then make my escape sharpish head to the grenwich obsevetory and set it on fire and at that point if the po po are on my ass then i would jump over that barricade down the huge hill hopefully die by landing a bit oddly. But if the police arn't after me then i would head up to the monument head up spend the night around there and jump off the top in the morn. Fun.

 

[The Potato Lord]

I'd forget that I was dying and probably read some posts on the Escapist, realize that i was dying and end up needing to take a dump for the last few minutes or so....

 

[Fud]

I am going to bring up something that I saw in a thread like this a couple of years ago. This is especially for the people that want to break some laws. When you die, the world doesn't end. You leave people behind, and even if your actions don't affect you, they will affect someone.

Sorry if this damages the conversation, but it just is something to think about.

 

[Haliwali]

I would probably not do anything different... scratch that, I'd go back to that tree I... well, I think I've mentioned the story enough...
I'd get my belongings sorted out between friends and family. Try to make it a full 9 months without beating the Wookie in my pants. Couple of people that need a good hit. You know, I've never really had that big a deal with death. Heck sometime I'm literally getting the wrong people pissed off just so I have the possibility of dying. Since I never had a girlfriend theres nobody for me to talk to about that stuff...

EDIT: And hang around here for the last few minutes. Gotta see how the Troll slaying ends.

 

[Calobi]

I'd forget that I was dying and probably read some posts on the Escapist, realize that i was dying and end up needing to take a dump for the last few minutes or so....

Oh no! He's dead! Can't you tell by the ellipsis? Oh, man, it's like The Ring or that movie where if you die in a video-game you die in real life! Everyone that read this far is doomed! Doomed!!!
(Sorry about all the exclamation marks.)

 

[Meado]

Say goodbye to my mum, dad, bro, nan and grandad.
Scrap and delete my WoW character (I know, it's a video game, but I put so much time into him I wouldn't want anyone else to do it).
Make sure there's nothing in my room that I wouldn't want anyone to find. I wouldn't want anything to ruin my memory .

And cos I like games so much, I'd have alternate endings.
Good: I'd die laying on my bed, listening to 'How To Save A Life' by The Fray, 'All Good Things' by Nelly Furtado, and/or 'Chasing Cars' by Snow Patrol.
Evil: I'd walk up to the biggest guy on the street and punch him, hopfully timing it so he hits me back just as I'm dying. The doctors will know it was the illness that killed me, but it'd totally freak him out >.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I'd like to think it would be something cool...but I'd probably just spend it explaining to everyone I know that I'm going to die but it's ok. Don't think I beleive in an afterlife so I wont be the one dealing with it. I think that would be enough for me, I don't currently live a horribely repressed life so I wouldn't die regretting much. Why does everyone say sex anyway? Is this a subconscious evolutionary need to spread your seed before it's too late or what?

 

[Billabong Pobblecock]

Spread the horrible horrible disease i contracted by having sex with a drunk gorilla. You know the one im talking about Super AIDS. Then people would remeber me, the guy gave the world Super Aids.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

I'd like to think it would be something cool...but I'd probably just spend it explaining to everyone I know that I'm going to die but it's ok. Don't think I beleive in an afterlife so I wont be the one dealing with it. I think that would be enough for me, I don't currently live a horribely repressed life so I wouldn't die regretting much. Why does everyone say sex anyway? Is this a subconscious evolutionary need to spread your seed before it's too late or what?

Well, for Jallil and myself (I think I can speak for my girlfriend on this one...) it is one last way to tell each other we love each other before we die... That one last good memory before the world comes crashing down as our lives are torn apart by the death of our loved one...

It's the ONLY way to die. That way you and the person you are with know that you'd rather die with them, doing something that I used to hold Sacred (Still do but, sadly, I dont think some people will believe me) and would only do with the one I love. At least when you died, you'd have one last moment of bliss. And besides if you finished before your time of death (unlikely if the guy is a god, and if your a guy with a girl a goddess. Which my boyfriend definetly ranks God status) You could always just snuggle into the other persons arms and go in your sleep. It's painless, and you'll both be dead. No one would know but you what you did in your final moments. They can guess and speculate, but they will never know for certain.

Aww that was touching. It brang a tear to my eye.

 

[KFJ]

Hmmm?

Strange question, I'd have to go for the "See how many gigabytes of porn you could download in 48 hours."

More logically, I'd just sit on my arse and wait for the next Zero Punctuation, even though I'd die before that.

 

[Jackpot]

Write as much of my philosphy, and give it to someone who would understand it.

Record as much music as I can.

Make amends.

Spend all the money I have to reach these two goals.