You have 48 Hours to Live.

[Spacelord]

I'd take a standardised IQ test to once more verify my vast intellect . Then I'll go to a sperm bank, whack off until I can whack off no more, and send in my test results along with a brief self description.

I'd rent or buy a classic motorcycle, strap on my guitar, and I'd travel south, paying a brief visit to any old acquaintances I might remember on the way.

I'd look for a biker bar for a game of cards and a few beers. At the end of the evening I'd call everyone on my cellphone for a random chat.

The next day I'd spend most of my afternoon riding further south. I should be in France by then (I'm Dutch), so I'd try and find a nice park, where I will write a song titled "The story of awesome ol' me".

An hour before my death I'd take a picture of myself, titled "luvya.jpg", and send it to my entire e-mail list, plus any addresses I might remember but deleted a while back. Also the sperm bank.

The last thing I'll do is call my dad to tell him to finish writing his damn book.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

And Khell, stop trying to steal my Stealth Bomber, I thought the barbed wire and shock fence were a deterrent, and NO you cant borrow the Death Star. OK, after I'm dead you can use it but not before. And besides, Purple is getting the Evil Lair anyway. At least He would USE it.

For the last time, I'm not AFTER your stealth bomber, I just trying to siphon out some jet fuel... You know how much that shit costs at the pump?

You could have asked me for the fuel, I wasted time and effort on building that Oil Siphon years ago as part of my take-over-the-world plot. I'll see what I can do.

 

[TheTakenOne]

Due to unknown, hypothetical and irreversible circumstances, you have exactly 48 hours until you die starting at 6am tommorow morning.

WHAT?! 48 HOURS?! Dear God, why would you do this to me?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! *Sobs uncontrollably and collapses in a puddle of tears, writhing pitifully and pathetically.*

Yeah, I'd pretty much just do that the whole time. Maybe in a really crowded place like the mall. Oh, and I'd have a camera with a live web feed focusing on me the entire time. And I'd invite everyone here to watch. Also I'd have my ex-girlfriend write my obituary.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

You must not like yourself very much.... LET YOUR EX- WRITE YOUR OBITUARY? I can't imagine trusting an ex that much...

"I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD!!!"

 

[ABY57]

I'd definitely have to go on a killing spree. I've already decided I hate the world, or at least, the human race. Stupid people, religious freaks...did i mention stupid people? Vatican would definitely be a good place to drop a bomb. If I could have access to the many nukes of the US military, I'd just bomb the crap out of everyone...jump start the fall of the human race. May sound morbid, but really, we've screwed up so much, I find the logic very, er, logical.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Due to unknown, hypothetical and irreversible circumstances, you have exactly 48 hours until you die starting at 6am tommorow morning.

Clever people would realize that tommorow never comes because it always becomes today.
Looks like everyone's going to live for much longe-[Ye be pwned by a grue]

 

[The Potato Lord]

Yes, but if someone were to say that, Tomorrow would have a physical date at that point, and thus your semantics are lost to the implacable forces of time...

Unless you KILL Tomorrow....

I need to add that to my "Awesome things to do" list.

Yep... Done.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Unless you KILL TOMORROW

But if we've learned anything from James Bond, tomorrow never dies

 

[The Potato Lord]

Unless you KILL TOMORROW

But if we've learned anything from James Bond, tomorrow never dies

No, It's just that people don't die on tommorrow because then tomorrow is today, or yester day or cake... I do so enjoy cake!

 

[ThaBenMan]

Unless you KILL TOMORROW

But if we've learned anything from James Bond, tomorrow never dies

No, It's just that people don't die on tommorrow because then tomorrow is today, or yester day or cake... I do so enjoy cake!

but, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Don't tell me you didn't see that coming

 

[The Potato Lord]

Unless you KILL TOMORROW

But if we've learned anything from James Bond, tomorrow never dies

No, It's just that people don't die on tommorrow because then tomorrow is today, or yester day or cake... I do so enjoy cake!

but, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Don't tell me you didn't see that coming

Actually there really was cake, I just ate all of it before anyone else found it.

(It was lemon)

 

[Anarchemitis]

but, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Don't tell me you didn't see that coming

Pie! [http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/RT_Comic_Ep21_PvC.jpg]

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

You could have asked me for the fuel, I wasted time and effort on building that Oil Siphon years ago as part of my take-over-the-world plot. I'll see what I can do.

Ask? ASK!
Evil Overlords do not "Ask" for things... Like Klingons, Republicans, and the Greek Heroes of old, we TAKE... Even if taking something costs us more than asking or paying for it. Now if you all don't mind, I'm off to take some hotdogs from the local A&W.

Lol, but seriously. I'm running out of Daleks to patrol the perimeter. Please stop covering them with peanut butter. Its playing havoc with their onboard computers. Its surprising they haven't shot you yet...........I guess their targeting systems are off whack.

 

[bulletproof12]

hmm. tell both people i dont hate that i am dying. then wack off in a sperm bank, followed by going home and either erasing all porn, or B downloading all i can in 48 hours to set a record. then steal a bomber/tank or anything that makes a good BOOM and hit the vatican, CoS HQ. then party, get EVERY STD i can get from people, prostitutes and all that, try every drug known to man. then write my will giving my money and shit away to friends or charity, and sell what i dont give away and buy explosives or gasoline and the best car i can rent. then go find a huge ramp or something to go drive off while yelling LEERRRROOYYYYYY JENNKINNNSSSS at the top of my lungs, 30 seconds before i die. or same thing with sky diving and no parachute.