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TJ rock 101

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i dont know why you people think mass murder in a situation like this is childish, if the gore is like/better than resident evil 4 head smashing fun then bring it on! (lol)
ether that or continue to kill myself on this computer playing the game of sin.... WORLD OF WARCRAFT!
or do something silly (if you have seen the film called "accepted" then.... ask me about my wiener!)
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Gahars

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48 hours?

No, I need more time. I need to finish GTA IV? I mean, what happens to Niko? Does he finally get revenge? Will Roman or another close friend bite it? Will Roman ever pop the question to Mallorie?

I need to know!
 

opium of the people

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i havent really put any thought into it, i mean im just going to respawn at the nearest hospital with 10% of my money removed aren't i?
 

Anarchemitis

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Many Escapists here are more wasteful or muderous than I anticipated. The Latter being more surprising, while PurpleRain comes at a total lack thereof.

And if I would kill someone, it would be Ben Croshaw just to make stupid kids cry.
 

Zombie_King

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Voodoo Child said:
I'd tell the people closest to me, get my affairs in order, and then find a way to be the scheduled centre of attention at a major public event at the end of the 48 hours.

"I'd like to thank each and every one of you for coming together with us on the most historic and prestigious day. Now, check this out!"
Probably that. Pull out an AK-47 and a couple of grenades and kill EVERYONE in the crowd. Besides that, I'd get my finances in order to insure my close ones's well being, and tell a crush I met a while ago about my true feelings. After my mass killing spree though, I'd douse myself in gasoline, light myself on fire and jump of a building with fireworks strapped to my back. AWESOME!!!!
 

Zombie_King

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I would purchase a DeLorean, fill it up with crates of nitroglicerine (or some other unstable chemical compound) and drive myself off a cliff
Why off a cliff? Don't waste chemicals: drive into a crowded city area and KABAAAAAM!!!!

Edit: wait, sorry for this, but I forgot I had 48 hours. It wouldn't take that long to do all that. Before I go out in a big flame, I would be helpful. Y'know, nuke any country with a non-pronounceable name, pay some third world country $10,000 to rename itself " loves Tits!" Also, do every kind of drug possible for me to get and (OK, actually only helpful thing here) sign up for every kind of testing possible. For products on humans. But before that, grab about $100,000,000, donate half to charity and pay hookers with the rest. I'm sorry, it's true.
 

Zombie_King

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I re-thought it. Y'know that glitch in Amazon that allowed you to see the names of the reviewers? Do that here and KILL YOU ALL!! Except Khell, I need to borrow his bomber.

EDIT: OK, this is all just BS, really, I'd tell all my loved ones I loved them, and get a tank with a lot of extra fuel. Some poor little boy's last words will be: "Mommy, can we go see the big green car? Mommy, can w---," BOOM!!!!!
 

Sigenrecht

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I would go on a nihilistic rampage and topple every center of religion in the world, ushering in an age of question that either brings ultimate enlightenment or sets civilization back two thousand years.

That or get laid.
 

Melaisis

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The Potato Lord said:
ThaBenMan said:
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Unless you KILL TOMORROW
But if we've learned anything from James Bond, tomorrow never dies
No, It's just that people don't die on tommorrow because then tomorrow is today, or yester day or cake... I do so enjoy cake!
but, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Don't tell me you didn't see that coming
Actually there really was cake, I just ate all of it before anyone else found it.

(It was lemon)
I actually thought you were making a reference to Cake, the band. More specifically, 'Building A Religion'.

Why have so few people suggested a party?! I'd throw a party on my last day alive!

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Or make a company that sells "Dr>Breen's Private Reserve"
Not really that private, though, is it?
 

DGKT93

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firstly id sort things out with my mate. then id spend the first day with my friends and the second with my fammily.
 

wewontdie11

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Get ridiculously smashed have an awesome time with my friends and probably end up taking home some girl that I would think twice about shaking hands with sober, the "I love you and goodbyes"'s to the appropriate people the next day, beat the living hell out of this ass hole at college, and go sky diving without a parachute at 5:59am on the last day. All while listening to various metal bands.
 

MasterNyx

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I would pretty much spend about 6 hours calling everyone I know and inviting them to a party at 8pm. I would empty my bank account and go rent a venue for the party. I would probably have an open dj booth where anyone could go in and put anything on, followed by an open, wellstocked bar (at this point Im probably out of money). I don't tell anyone what the party is for, or why Im throwing it. Just give everyone an awesome bash before I leave.
 

ForestFox

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I'd steal the worlds priceless jewels, art, and artifacts and,

Make love to the woman I've dreamed of.
 

R.Nevermore

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NOT sex. To be honest, there's something about impending death that's a huge turnoff (I'm no necropheliac).

I would do a whole lot of soul searching. I would find my friends from the past who I have had falling outs with and probably attempt to achieve forgiveness, as well as extending the olive branch.
I would go and meet up again with the girl who made my past, and tell her everything. Extend my thoughts, ask for hers. Get forgiveness, say goodbye.

The Girl who i hope will make my future however...
I would rent out a beautiful room (remember i said no sex) and ask her to meet me there in the last four or five hours of my life. I would ask her to preach to me. She is a very deep christian, while I myself am not, Though I am very spiritual. I think that me lying peacefully on the couch while she preaches to me from the bed in a beautiful room would be a great time to reflect on life, on my situation, and where I'm going. My last words would be very simple. I haven't thought exactly what they would be, but whatever they would be, they would be unique, they would be memorable by the only person that matters. They would be mine. The moment would be mine as I pass away.
 

le machin

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I'm in the wrong country. Since I don't really have any loved ones in Japan and I probably wouldn't be able to visit them elsewhere on such short notice I'd just wreak utter mayhem here. (This decision may be influenced by the banality of my job and my boredom at the moment.) I'd steal something fast. It's easy here, people just leave their cars running. Or I could steal a new GTR from the Nissan dealership. Crash right through the big window. Mountain roads, little to no fear considering my time's up anyway. The Japanese police are pretty incompetent, so I could probably last 48 hours evading them.
 

DemonicDJ

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first I would tell the love of my life how I feel about her, then I'd take the first non-stop back to my home town and see my family, and then to top it off I'd get SUPER out-of-my-mind stoned and sky dive with no parachute.
 

iamnotincompliance

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Well, as much fun as bombing major religious centers sound, or killing myself beforehand (on one tells me when I die and gets away with it), or general killing sprees, or sex, or the few actual reactions people threw out of denial and putting my affairs in order, screw all that, there's a Lamborghini dealership three miles up the road from me, and the interstate isn't much further. I don't have a destination in mind (I usually never do when it comes to road trips), but dammit, I'd get there quickly, and in style. Unless I pick a place too far away, in which case I'll probably glide into something (hopefully explosive) at 200 mph trying to get there, and that'd be awesome too.
 

Mnemophage

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Take acid and fly to California.

Seriously, that is the most enjoyable and logical option available to me, given my current life circumstances.

Now I just want to do it anyway :D