you have 5 seconds left to live

[DanDeFool]

I'd say.

"NO! NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BURRRNS!"

I love YTP.

 

[traceur_]

Wonder who the fuck this guy is telling me I've got five seconds to live.

Or if I had any idea what was going on I'd just sit down, since five seconds isn't enough time to even formulate a plan of action let alone perform the action as well.

 

[arcstone]

Do a barrel roll.

 

[sapient]

post in this thread


..oh, fuck

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Id use the search bar, it takes about as long.

Not if you're on dial up...

I'd ask "Why am I dying?"

 

[ffs-dontcare]

I'd probably say something racist, even though I'm not really racist.

Hey, I only have five seconds, so I might as well go out with a bang and insult people with something quake-worthy.

The exact phrase I have in mind is not fit for posting though.

 

[Stillve]

Think about what to do before dying whilst regretting not having done anything.

 

[ragus]

I'd jump from 124-metre building - it is said that there is such adrenaline rush that you don't feel anything when you hit the ground and i always wanted to check that

 

[pantallica95]

"I LOVE PORN!" Just to go out in style.

I call your screams and raise you a dropping my pants and wanking... I WILL BE REMEMBERED

TBH, I'd probably just drop to my knees and cry...

And I raise you a grabbing of the nearest girl, and attempt to set a speed record!

 

[riskroWe]

I'd spend about 4 seconds wondering if my life meant something, and then reach the conclusion that I don't give a fuck.

 

[CptCamoPants]

Jump off a building/cliff/curb

 

[The Waffle Pimp]

Drop my pants, just to create an awkward situation for whoever finds me.

 

[PiggyJibbleFish]

Id use the search bar, it takes about as long.

OT: I would sing the first Beatles song that came to mind. I WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE WALRUS!!!

I love you.

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

Once again I must ask why I only have 5 seconds to live. I guess I would just pull a funny pose like dracula or sumthin.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Also this.

 

[p3t3r]

"fuck" it's short sweet and to the point

 

[Julianking93]

I'd yell out, "The code to stop the bomb is...ugh"

Hopefully, I'd freak someone out.

 

[.[B@lL15T1C].]

it would take me five seconds to comprehend it tbh. Stupid question

 

[WittyName]

Thats not enough time to finish this sent....

 

[Deguasser]

tell my lady friend i love her

 

[Yonnick19]

I would run around in circles.