you have 5 seconds left to live

[Master Kuja]

Kill the person nearest to me.

 

[Socken]

I guess I'd post a reply to this top-.........

Edit: Meh, figured someone would've done that by now.

 

[joschen]

I'd yell "Finally, i got it all figured out!"

The final mindfuck... How glorious

 

[CptPanda29]

Have a crafty fag wherever I am, I don't even smoke I'd just do it to piss people off.

 

[LegendaryMan]

1.OH SHI- *Gets killed*

2.Dont hit me i has Hentai *gets killed*

3.Enable godmode

 

[Apathetic Flamingo]

"We're... We're... *Cough* No strangers to love.... *BLEGH* *Die*

 

[Hawgh]

I can think of three off the top of my hat:

1. Turn around say "killing me won't bring them back" to the air.

2. Yell "You'll never catch me alive!" and then sprint in a random direction.

3. Grab boobs

 

[spoot-smeg]

I think I would just be confused for 5 seconds then die its like saying "mind that bus" "what bus?" splat

 

[BlueMartian]

Quoting the great Vince Noir:

"I'll probably just swear my tits off."

 

[CouchCommando]

jump of my balcony, and fall 10 floors onto my head, I control my destiny!!!

 

[scribnerti]

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[userwhoquitthesite]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Friggen lol man. You win.

lulz, i wins guys why u keep postin?

 

[Jerich0]

I'd would just yell: With my last breath, I BLAME ZOIDBERG!

agh, you stole mine! and it's 'i curse zoidberg.'

but it has the same effect.

or maybe do a backflip.

 

[Mr Companion]

I would type OH SHIT in my keyboard so that when they find my corpse in front of the computer those will be my last words, so they would put them on my grave.

 

[Strictnien]

take a deep breath?

 

[Osloq]

I'd go to a nice hill somewhere and just sit. Those 5 seconds would be the most beautiful of my life.....I mean, I'd punch a tiger in the face.

 

[Skeleon]

5 seconds, eh?
Jump off a tall building and die while midflight, enjoying the sensation of rushing wind and free fall.

 

[MajoraPersona]

I'd play that online game that has you live the last five seconds of people's lives and see how many I could do.