You have a pool full of spiders...
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Hell is spidersJegsimmons said:
on topic, I would burn all the spiders and rejoice because I got a pool!
Kill them all. Either fill it with water and let them drown or just get an exterminator to spray it all.
But the spiders? They die.
But the spiders? They die.
AAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAGH etc.
Arachnophobia often leads to lots of that. Running around flailing one's arms. Although being paralysed in terror is an equally common reaction.
Yes, I'm aware they're trapped and can't hurt me, but if my fear were rational it wouldn't be a phobia.
Arachnophobia often leads to lots of that. Running around flailing one's arms. Although being paralysed in terror is an equally common reaction.
Yes, I'm aware they're trapped and can't hurt me, but if my fear were rational it wouldn't be a phobia.
Now, when you say army...MASTACHIEFPWN said:
Is that the kind of army you're talking about?
[sub]Sorry, had to go for it...[/sub]
Anywho, OT:.....Burn them. Burn them ALL.
Well...
Yeah, that would be me. While I shat my pants.
Once I was done, I'd find as much gasoline as possible, light a whole boxful of matches, and throw the lot of them into the heaving mass of arachnids.
As a side note, I'd like to thank you for the unique nightmares that I am undoubtedly going to have tonight. My normal dreams were getting so boring.
Yeah, that would be me. While I shat my pants.
Once I was done, I'd find as much gasoline as possible, light a whole boxful of matches, and throw the lot of them into the heaving mass of arachnids.
As a side note, I'd like to thank you for the unique nightmares that I am undoubtedly going to have tonight. My normal dreams were getting so boring.
Throw people I don't like in there. 
Wear very very big boots and jump in.
piss in it forever more if I'm too exposed to radio active I will eventually piss radio active urine and make super spiders, hopefully one spider will then bite me and I will be spiderman.
Wear very very big boots and jump in.
piss in it forever more if I'm too exposed to radio active I will eventually piss radio active urine and make super spiders, hopefully one spider will then bite me and I will be spiderman.
Step 1: Cry.
Step 2: Give friend 10 dollars to douse pool in gasoline.
Step 3: CLEANSING FIRE.
Step 4: Ice cream time.
Step 2: Give friend 10 dollars to douse pool in gasoline.
Step 3: CLEANSING FIRE.
Step 4: Ice cream time.
Anybody fucks with me, I'll throw a bucket of spiders in their face.
"Yeah how do like that tough guy? Now you've got creepy crawlies all over you! Haha, look at him run away like a little *****! Come back if you want a rematch buddy, I got plenty more where that came from!"
"Yeah how do like that tough guy? Now you've got creepy crawlies all over you! Haha, look at him run away like a little *****! Come back if you want a rematch buddy, I got plenty more where that came from!"
Pay someone 200 Euro to wade down to the bottom in an airtight suit. Once he reaches it pull out the plug in it and listen to him scream >
first i take a couple of pictures. than i invite all my firends to lol. and then i kill them all with fire and venom. well most of them would be suffocated and crushed anyway. And than i burn them all just to watch the rest die.
Build an evil fortress around it and use it to torture the "heros" that try and stop me from my plan of world domination. The only thing better would be if they had little lasers on their heads. Being consumed by house spiders can't be a very fun experience though.