You have a pool full of spiders...

[pearcinator]

flamethrower
poison gas
swim

any of the above.

 

[TheMann]

Well, fuck the swimming pool. I now have a convenient place to send my enemies to an agonizing, gruesome death. I mean, any asshole can have a swimming pool but who can actually say that they got a free spider-pit in which to dispose of non-believers who question their dominance? Me, that's who.

 

[cyber95]

Well once I finish screaming in terror, I show my sister, who will never stop screaming in terror.

 

[omega_peaches]

Pour some fuel all over them, take a flamethrower, and burn baby burn.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Sell em. I'm sure SOMEONE will pay a decent fund for a pool full of spiders.

 

[Lnz]

To everyone saying just pour in gasoline, wouldn't the volume of the liquid displace the spiders to the point some could escape the pool. I mean the pool is "Full", so it would get a bit tricky.

I was thinking airtight lid over the top of the pool and just start pumping in poison through a valve. Actually is it possible for a spider to suffocate?

 

[alandavidson]

Incinerate the spiders. I like my pool full of water, not arachnids.

 

[Mikeyfell]

I shoot my self in the head. because a bullet is the only thing that will ever get that image out of it.

Thanks OP I'm going to go commit suicide now.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

... My first thought was to wear it as a hat.

Second, more sane thought, trap the spiders there with lots of flies, and put it in front of the driveway.

 

[Jark212]

1) Get some TNT and a remote detonator
2) Toss TNT into the pool
3) Get an umbrella
4) Wake up the neighbors

 

[KoalaKid]

Back away slowly and try to forget the horror I have seen.

 

[MeTheMe]

I would make some crazy madman from a reality tv pay me money to do whatever he wanted with it. Seems like the most lucrative thing to do. I'm sure I could find one of those crazies to pay me for it...

 

[feeback06]

Fight
Magic
Guard
Item
>Run<

We have a winner!

 

[Angus565]

I'd build a catapult.
No ones gonna fuck with a guy that has a spider catapult!

 

[PancakesSUCKTHEYDO]

Push people into it.

Why not?..They need to be fed.

 

[OctoH]

Set them on fire, or poison them and then set them on fire.