You have a pool full of spiders...

[Andalusa]

Awh! Take them all out. Not one at a time, obviously. I'll build them a little ramp.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

OT: How do spiders birth babies? I just thought about that while I was thinking of something to put down.

Does this answer your question?

OT: I'd ponder how so many spiders popped into existance... along with a pool. Makes me wonder if other areas can suddenly be full of spiders. Nowhere would be safe.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Pour oil in. Throw a match. I really hate spiders.

 

[Knife-28]

Well, when you say average house spiders, the house spiders here are the size of f*ckin dinner plates. That said, I get to work on my statue impersonation >.>

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Water + Toaster/hair dryer. Problem solved.

Or if not, I'll just rent a flamethrower.

Some day when I'm old and I have a daughter, I'll take all of her boyfriends into the backyard and say: "See that? If you touch her, this is where it will take you."

That's awesome.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

id get a excavator and attach a wide flat panel of metal to its arm. then i would make sure to deal with them.

 

[kickassfrog]

Buckets. I would fill buckets with them and tip them on people I don't like.

Bonus points if they're terrified of spiders.
Then hopefully, spider army.

 

[Zeema]

1.Get a Friend
2. Go To Gun Store
3. ??????
4. Profit

but srsly imma get a MINIGUN

 

[Seabear]

Apparently, according to my trusty QI book here, if you filled a room with spiders, they'd eat each other and you'd eventually be left with just one rather fat spider. BOSS FIGHT.

 

[6037084]

help them out and transport them to various places around my house so they could build webs and kill mosquitoes because I like spiderbros about 135902850 times more than I like mosquitoes.

 

[Engarde]

I happen to live in Australia. A general household spider in Australia would strike a man stone dead at 10 paces. Excuse me while I PANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

What the fuck.

Why do I have a pool.

How the fuck did all these spiders get in it.

Why did I move to Australia or America or wherever the fuck this takes place.

I am going home and sobbing pitifully.

 

[Rawne1980]

I think my mind would be full of questions regarding this with the first one being "where the hell did this big hole in my back yard come from".

The conclusion being that it's not really a pool hole someone placed in my yard it's really the spiders tunneling up from hell to take over the world.

Then I would hire Cher Lloyd to sing at said spiders and watch as their tiny heads exploded due to the inane screeching she calls music melting their minds.

For those of you fortunate enough to never have heard of her allow me to give your ear drums a lesson in musical agony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk&ob=av2e

 

[PureIrony]

Throw some lizards in, get a camera, and put the ensuing bloodbath on youtube. You can't tell me that wouldn't get at least get 2 million views.

The following torching of said spiders has even more potential.

 

[Edgeless]

Why would I have a pool full of spiders ;__;

 

[Yellowbeard]

1. Provide escape route for spiders
2. Sell pool
3. Profit
4. Spiders eat annoying insects because spiders are awesome

 

[similar.squirrel]

Release them somewhere safe. I love arthropods in general.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Push my arachnaphobic sister in

lololol.

yes I know I need to grow up.

 

[Azaradel]

- Become paralyzed with fear
- Run around in circles, screaming and flailing my arms
- Collapse on ground
- Get institutionalized
- Rock gently back and forth while the nice men in the white coats make the pain go away

I hope there would be some sort of investigation regarding who the fuck would provide me with a pool full of spiders, though.