You have a pool full of spiders...

[Shadow flame master]

Well first, I would be surprised that I now have a pool, then I would comfort my mother because she's arachnophobic.

I guess I would burn them with fire.

Or I could drown them in water.

Throw everybody I don't like in it.

Throw some antbeds in there and see what would happen.

Due to alot of females in my family, I guess me and my dad would cleanse the pool in fire or call an exterminator.

Edit: Feed my neighbor's annoying little dog to them. That'll teach it to fucking bark all night.

 

[FalloutJack]

They are all general house spiders.
All of them are alive.
They can't get out of the pool because the rim is porcelain.

What do you do to/about them?

{1} Find James Bond.

{2} Lower him in.

 

[Gaiseric]

Gasoline+Match=Dead Spiders

..... question....


What if said spiders were invulnerable to fire and flames?


you have just created a small army of Fire Spiders.

If that happens I'll piss my pants then grab my 12 gauge loaded with bird shot and pass my 16 gauge to by younger brother while someone else gets the hose.

edit: the pee will unintentionally give me some fire resistance.

 

[Hasido]

PYRO! HELP ME!! SPY-DA!

i read that in the heavy's voice.

OT:
1)Merge my conciousness with the swarm gaining a hive mind presence
2)Begin planning my ascention to goddom
3)Realize fatal error as i have not devised a way to remove the swarm from the pool
4)Failure.

 

[Hasido]

From all the posts saying they would throw someone in there, i imagined what it would actually be like to be in a pool full of house spiders...

It would be the single most terrifying thing that could ever happen to me in life ever!!! EVER!!!!

I am now slightly more scared of the bastards then i was before... cheers for that...

So concidering that i would probably kill them with fire, unoriginal but it would kill them all.

However i would probably be a little paranoid that not all of them were killed and they are going to come back seeking revenge "shudder"

just thinkING about it. not only would they be crawling all over you, possibly biting you, there is nothing but spiders down there. No air at all. You would suffocate... on spiders. Live spiders. Crawling over you, biting you, in your mouth and lungs.

Edit: forgot thing -ing in thinking.

 

[Logic 0]

I'd throw a pool party and force everyone into the pool at once just for the laughs.

 

[Turigamot]

Violently vomit.

Then cry.

Then man up and break out the deathspray.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Nuke it. Like a boss.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Well...


Yeah, that would be me. While I shat my pants.

Once I was done, I'd find as much gasoline as possible, light a whole boxful of matches, and throw the lot of them into the heaving mass of arachnids.

As a side note, I'd like to thank you for the unique nightmares that I am undoubtedly going to have tonight. My normal dreams were getting so boring.

This man pretty much sums up my opinion on this topic. Although, I might not even get that far, as I'm arachnophobic to the point that I will literally go into a deadly state of shock if confronted by a large enough/numerous arachnids, and that will likely just end up with my person suffering a heart failure from the aforementioned shock. (This is if I am already in the pool with them, mind you)

(If I am not?) Rent a spaceship, cruise up to my conveniently placed space laser of doom, and.. TAKE THIS, YOU EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS!!!!!

..Yeah, I really hate them.

 

[Cazza]

Drop a bowling ball in to see how many I can kill.

 

[Cazza]

Drop a bowling ball in to see how many I can kill.