You have a useless "superpower"...

[hiks89]

The ability to master any manual dexterity task by seeing it once. Example - learn to play guitar instantly, or to draw like a god (because that's really just manual dex)

Boy thats one good idea, and uncopyrighted. I plan on just taking this idea instead of wasting time of forming my own this time. Cause damn how I'd love to be able to draw like a god or play the guitar instantly. Music/the arts + your amazing at it + ???= profit.

that was on Hero's wasn't it?

 

[Vidi Kitty]

Oh, just thought of another one: the ability to repress my emotions at will. It'd be useful in stressful situations so that you can deal with them logically instead of letting your emotions rule.

The ACTUAL ability to not give a shit. To such an extent, you can think of something terribly sad, annoying, stupid etc and not care in the slightest - I.E seeing a troll in a thread or someones terribly misfortune and shrug it off and get to work. Would also be useful for waiting for release dates or games when you're being distracted and you have to force yourself to work.

I have this sort power, not as awesome as you might think.

OT: The power to manipulate matter in a way that you can't create anything mechanical without making all the pieces and being able to put it together and you can't go beyond your reach.

 

[shado_temple]

The ability to assemble IKEA furniture correctly the first time.

 

[Scars Unseen]

The ability to have exactly the amount of money on my card or in my wallet that I need for any purchase.

 

[Titan Buttons]

The ablility to uncrumple paper

 

[YourMom]

OT: The power to manipulate matter in a way that you can't create anything mechanical without making all the pieces and being able to put it together and you can't go beyond your reach.

So you could make some gunpowder and matches right?

Also you could easily accidently make a radiated material for nuclear power.

 

[ironkex]

grow my toe nailes really really fast

 

[raklin]

Lactokinesis

Summon Bigger Fish

Seriously,
Telekinesis within a 2 meter range and i can't lift anything i couldn't with my natural strength.

Just so i don't need to get out of my seat in my room if i want something.

Awww someone else beat me to it: Misfits ftw. Lactokinesis all the way!

 

[GodofDisaster]

I have the power to decide what music any radio station plays and I have complete control over TV and film timeslots.

 

[CommanderKirov]

An ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures.

That's right... Noone loves you Aquaman, you are useless.

 

[Legendairy314]

To warp ahead in time but not backwards. Basically, going into my own shoes a day or so ahead. Don't want to sleep but need the benefits? Skip ahead 8 hours and wake up fully rested. Want that video game and have nothing to do while you wait? Appear with it in hand right in front of your xbox. Exercise instantly, skip waiting in lines, breeze through a test and all in all it only saves you time (at least in your mind).

 

[Aislin]

The ability to know the answer to any academia question that I'm asked. Remembering the answer later is just based on my natural memory though. Like being able to go look up the wiki article on the subject. Sure, I can tell you the answer, but it's not going to really stay with me that long. I can only really see it being useful for things like classes or at work. Or if I wanted to go on Jeopardy.

 

[CodeOrange]

I have the power to EDIT WIKI ARTICLES WITH MY MIND!!!

 

[Odentay]

the power to make ANYTHING i touch shiny. and i don't mean just shimmers slightly in the light. I want full on sparkles and kaleidoscope colour changes. Maybe even bright flashes of light.

Useful? Not really

Amusing? Very!

 

[CodeOrange]

I have the power to decide what music any radio station plays and I have complete control over TV and film timeslots.

That's not a useless power. That would be friggen awesome to be honest.

 

[RadiusXd]

To warp ahead in time but not backwards. Basically, going into my own shoes a day or so ahead. Don't want to sleep but need the benefits? Skip ahead 8 hours and wake up fully rested. Want that video game and have nothing to do while you wait? Appear with it in hand right in front of your xbox. Exercise instantly, skip waiting in lines, breeze through a test and all in all it only saves you time (at least in your mind).

you've seen 'click' right?

 

[GodofDisaster]

I have the power to decide what music any radio station plays and I have complete control over TV and film timeslots.

That's not a useless power. That would be friggen awesome to be honest.

I know however it's only useless as in it won't help fight crime or save lives, but it would be useful for me.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Teleportation. Huge time saver.