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hlbeta

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But I already did that! I must say that this millennium is not as outlandishly awesome as I thought it would be. Alas, I'm off to go break wind at the creation of the universe, it should lead to some interesting paradoxes.
 

Arionis

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The first night my girlfriend told me that if we had a condom, she would have been up for it. =.=' I was heated when she told me that, THREE WEEKS LATER. xD'
 

rhyno435

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gimmesometea said:
I'd teleport to right in front of Hitler during one of his speeches and kick him in the nuts.

It would be so worth it, though I'd only have a short life in a concentration camp afterwards.
Why wouldnt you just shoot him...I guess you wouldn't have a gun, and it would drastically change the future...I don't know...
 

hamster mk 4

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I would go to 1999 sell off all my tech stocks while they were worth something. Then spend the rest of my time trying to avert 9/11 and campaigning for Al Gore in Florida. After rearranging recent history I would live out the rest of my life with a general smugness.
 

raelin_jones

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Totally the Sengoku Era of Japan. You know...run around in some kimono...ride into battle with my husband/lover/courter/boyfriend/brother whatever. Bathe in some awesome old school outdoor onsen~ Get some awesome katana made to order~ It'd be fun as hell...though I would be at an advantage seeing as I'd know which side I should pick to be on the winning side <3
 

The_Chief

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i'd go back to the day i'm born, met my birth mother. and give her a note to call in 12 years. i'd also tell her to give my now mom a picture. then i'd ask a girl i like out last year. then i'd tell myself to get built at the start of this year. because next year i'll have to fight half the school for no reason at all. then i'd tell my birth mom to name me diesle weasle
 

SmartIdiot

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The infamous SCAMola said:
I probably wouldn't use it, just to piss everybody off.

"Yeah, I have an intergalactic time space portal in my basement, never used it though. I store beer in it."
Genius!
 

Zacharine

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Any past time and place?

I'd take it to at most back to the early 1980's. Knowing what will happen at the economy, I'd easily make myself a millionaire in a few years. After that, easy cruising doing something to today to enjoy the marvels of modern technology and the several millions and insane assests that have cumulated over the years.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Seems everybody who's posted so far has failed to account for the Butterfly Effect.

As for me, I'd probably go back to about 1995 and tell a 15 year old me to avoid the, shall we say darker places of the internet.
 

Zukonub

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rhyno435 said:
gimmesometea said:
I'd teleport to right in front of Hitler during one of his speeches and kick him in the nuts.

It would be so worth it, though I'd only have a short life in a concentration camp afterwards.
Why wouldnt you just shoot him...I guess you wouldn't have a gun, and it would drastically change the future...I don't know...
It wouldn't change the future because Hitler never got shot by a person from the future. He never does get shot by a person from the future and he never will get shot by a person from the future. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TIME TRAVEL MAKES SENSE
 

Birras

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Palestine, 16 AD. Find Jesus and kick him in the testicles. Return to the future and see if I'm in the Bible.
 

Woem

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super_smash_jesus said:
I would travel to the past, like 1 BC, to once and for all get some answers to religion.
The journey to faith is inside yourself, you don't have to travel time nor space for that.
 

IxionIndustries

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I would travel to England around 1837, the beginning of the Victorian Era.. Just so I could be a kickass inventor who wears a top hat, a bow tie, and a monocle..
 

ergoaddict

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The last speculation on time travel I saw in new scientist seemed to suggest that if it was possible, you wouldn't be able to go any further back in time than the point where the time machine was made (and you wouldn't be able to go forwards at all).

But yeah, I'd probably just use it to check out conspiracy theories (grassy knolls, world trade centre the night before, roswell new mexico etc)
 

Scarecrow38

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I would go back to the American colonies as they were drafting the Declaration of Independence, and tell them to scrap the whole concept of citizens being able to bear arms.
 

dontworryaboutit

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As always, I would punch Jesus.

And again, not because I have anything against him. I just see it as a surefire way to assure myself a place in The Bible.
 

Taneer

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I'd travel back to when Jesus was born, and kill him a few times.

Y'know, just see how many times he'll come back before god smites me.

Or, if Jesus doesn't exist, write down the real story on some unperishable substance, hide it somewhere, then go back to the future, discover it, and become famous instantly.