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Sniper rifles on the Waterloo battlefield, during the battle itself.

Then I'd simply run away and leave my foe to be slaughtered in the middle of the rather confusing battle... ;)
 

bauke67

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Keoul said:
bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
I will fight a diabetic and the weapons shall be bags of sugar at midnight
I'll jam a siringe filled with insuline into one of your arteries and watch you pass out and die.
Owned!

OT: At noon, on a gigantic, high rock formation, using energy swords from Halo. Any death will at least be epic.
Haha! I'll counter your syringe by throwing a bag of sugar at you! and I'm talking about bags weighing several kilograms!
Several kilograms!?!?!? Oh no, whatever shall I do now?
I use my insuline to counter the effects of your sugerbags, resulting in a bitter unarmed fight to the death.
 
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LOCATION: The entirety of planet Earth, as it sinks into a black hole.

WEAPON: Both of us are granted the power to bend the elements of air, earth, fire, and water. Avatar-style.

Admit, you would pay money to watch whatever the fuck I just described.
 

Odinsson

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Time: Early Morning (6:00AM). I'm a morning guy, so that would probably throw them off
Place: Gladiatorial arena, open and with sandy ground. No advantages or disadvantages
Weapons: Bastard swords. I've only met two people who can best me with these, and neither of them are likely to be duelling me.
 

MetalGenocide

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A fork, for the Spaghetti eating contest. "A fight? *****, please. Show me you can handle dinner first."
At rush hour.
Time Square.

Warhammers.
Right after dinner.
Atop a moving train.
 

Keoul

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bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
I will fight a diabetic and the weapons shall be bags of sugar at midnight
I'll jam a siringe filled with insuline into one of your arteries and watch you pass out and die.
Owned!

OT: At noon, on a gigantic, high rock formation, using energy swords from Halo. Any death will at least be epic.
Haha! I'll counter your syringe by throwing a bag of sugar at you! and I'm talking about bags weighing several kilograms!
Several kilograms!?!?!? Oh no, whatever shall I do now?
I use my insuline to counter the effects of your sugerbags, resulting in a bitter unarmed fight to the death.
Ahah! Just as I've planned! I will throw the sugar that's spilt onto the floor into your eyes! thus leaving you open for a severe beating!
 

The Ubermensch

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Why are these all duels to the death? Can't I have a sexy duel?

My weapon is "reach", middle of the day @ time's square
 

TyranidXX

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Weapon: Heckler & Koch HK416
Location: A twenty-five square block area in a moderately destroyed city.
Special Equipment: The British Osprey Ballistic vest and any weapon attachments that don't count as additional weapons.
Special Rules: We have one hour to find each-other, eliminate them then escape the area before the area is destroyed in one massive barrage from the air, ground & sea.

If I die, it's either gonna be in a gunfight against a better foe or a explosion.
 

bauke67

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Keoul said:
bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
I will fight a diabetic and the weapons shall be bags of sugar at midnight
I'll jam a siringe filled with insuline into one of your arteries and watch you pass out and die.
Owned!

OT: At noon, on a gigantic, high rock formation, using energy swords from Halo. Any death will at least be epic.
Haha! I'll counter your syringe by throwing a bag of sugar at you! and I'm talking about bags weighing several kilograms!
Several kilograms!?!?!? Oh no, whatever shall I do now?
I use my insuline to counter the effects of your sugerbags, resulting in a bitter unarmed fight to the death.
Ahah! Just as I've planned! I will throw the sugar that's spilt onto the floor into your eyes! thus leaving you open for a severe beating!
Aaah, but you fell into my trap. The sugar has disolved into the insuline creating a slippery substance which causes you to slip and fall. leaving you open for a severe beating!
 

Keoul

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bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
bauke67 said:
Keoul said:
I will fight a diabetic and the weapons shall be bags of sugar at midnight
I'll jam a siringe filled with insuline into one of your arteries and watch you pass out and die.
Owned!

OT: At noon, on a gigantic, high rock formation, using energy swords from Halo. Any death will at least be epic.
Haha! I'll counter your syringe by throwing a bag of sugar at you! and I'm talking about bags weighing several kilograms!
Several kilograms!?!?!? Oh no, whatever shall I do now?
I use my insuline to counter the effects of your sugerbags, resulting in a bitter unarmed fight to the death.
Ahah! Just as I've planned! I will throw the sugar that's spilt onto the floor into your eyes! thus leaving you open for a severe beating!
Perfect! I had this planned all along! I throw my shoe at you :D Thus leaving you stunned and open for a severe beating!
Aaah, but you fell into my trap. The sugar has disolved into the insuline creating a slippery substance which causes you to slip and fall. leaving you open for a severe beating!
 

pearcinator

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A machine gun, now, in a hallway.

Unless my opponent also gets a gun then it would be pretty one-sided. If he does though then I choose...

weapon - spoon.
when - in 50 years.
location - the world.
 

shrekfan246

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Karhukonna said:
"Hand to hand! It is the basis of all combat! Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon!"
"Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in."

OT: The location? A cabin in the middle of an isolated forest. The weapon? Lack of internet. The time? Beginning at noon, ending whenever one person runs out of the cabin screaming and goes back to society.
 

SuperNova221

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A handkerchief, a bouncy castle, mid-day.

I couldn't kill somebody to win a duel, so making it as non-lethal as possible seems like a good idea.
 

Ldude893

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Time: The summer solstice of this year.
Place: The top of Uluru in Australia; the ultimate place for two gentlemen to combat each other in the most bloodthirsty fashion possible.
Weapon: The pokemon Metapod.

Cold drink breaks and a waterfight every 15 minutes.