You have been sentenced to die... No really..

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MammothBlade

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Al-Bundy-da-G said:
Octogunspunk said:
I'll take death by gluttony to the point of fatal obesity, thanks.
Same here. Leave me with an infinite supply of tacos and check back in a week or so.

Little off topic, but where's your avatar from
It'd have to be a variety of foods for me, so as to not get bored.

Yuno Gasai, from Mirai Nikki (Future Diary).
 

EpicEps

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krazykidd said:
Guillotine . Quick and painless ( i think ). The thought of being shot terrifies me . Although , with a firing squad , theres guys with blanks so for the rest of their days they will be wondering who killed me . But i'll stick with guillotine.
If done properly, you shouldn't feel anything. The point where they need to sever is right below the base of your skull. And make sure to shave your head first. There have been cases where someones hair had gotten in the way and messed up the momentum of the blade. What you should be concerned about are the few seconds after you've been decapitated. There have been multiple studies done that shows that your head can continue living for up to 10 seconds apart from your body. I'd recommend having your head fall into a catapult and having it launched through the air so your last sensation is flight. That's how I'd like to go.
 

Firstmark_Bannor

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I'd like to smack into the ground at about 30,000 mph while naked. You can judge a man by the size of the crater he leaves with his death, And mine's gonna be big.
 

IndomitableSam

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FoolKiller said:
Drowning.... I'm curious how painful and terrifying it is.
Not painful, aside from the lungs... but the most terrifying thing I've ever experienced. Got stuck in a kneeboard as a kid, was strapped in by some teen and ended up upside down and unable to get free. Got rescued, but was close. I remember seeing the bottom of the lake and some fish around me, then nothing until a few hours later.

I'll take jumping off a mountain all gravity-defying like Crouching Tiger. Or just some way I don't leave a mess someone has to clean up.
 

Al-Bundy-da-G

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Octogunspunk said:
Al-Bundy-da-G said:
Octogunspunk said:
I'll take death by gluttony to the point of fatal obesity, thanks.
Same here. Leave me with an infinite supply of tacos and check back in a week or so.

Little off topic, but where's your avatar from
It'd have to be a variety of foods for me, so as to not get bored.

Yuno Gasai, from Mirai Nikki (Future Diary).
First I'll check out Mirai Nikki cause that girl freaks me out little.

Second how could anyone get tired of tacos? They're like little tortilla wrapped Jesuses
 

Marcus Kehoe

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Death by snu-snu if possible, and all girls have to be under 140 pounds.
If not then by being launched into the atmosphere by a skyrim giant.
If not then time bomb with a minute charge and enough explosive to level a block.
 

MammothBlade

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Al-Bundy-da-G said:
Octogunspunk said:
Al-Bundy-da-G said:
Octogunspunk said:
I'll take death by gluttony to the point of fatal obesity, thanks.
Same here. Leave me with an infinite supply of tacos and check back in a week or so.

Little off topic, but where's your avatar from
It'd have to be a variety of foods for me, so as to not get bored.

Yuno Gasai, from Mirai Nikki (Future Diary).
First I'll check out Mirai Nikki cause that girl freaks me out little.

Second how could anyone get tired of tacos? They're like little tortilla wrapped Jesuses
I haven't tried them so I don't know, but I get tired of something if I eat a lot of it.

Great, maybe another convert... it is seriously good.
 

Monsterfurby

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Barbiturate overdose (which is the method used by several assisted suicide organisations).
Being a MS-patient, that would probably how I would want to go eventually if my condition should worsen to the point where a normal life becomes impossible. With Terry Pratchett considering it, I'd be in good company.

Edit: Barbiturate overdose, WHILE ON LSD. There, that's better.
 

TheTurtleMan

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I was going to come up with something clever and needlessly elaborate but this guy had much simpler answer that pretty much sums it up.

Gidiel167 said:
death by snu-snu?
Oh and in addition, I want my near death body to be hung from the Washington Monument so I can forever haunt the government that led to my demise.
 

Handbag1992

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There was once a king that believed that tea and coffee contained small amounts of a harmful substance, and that by drinking it every day the substance would build up in your body and kill you. So he sentenced two criminals to death, one by drinking tea every day and one by drinking coffee. I'd like one of those.

If not that then jumping out of an air-plane without a parachute. Into the middle of a city.
 

YogSothoth

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Im not really sure why this is a post, but i would go the way of Socrates (or was it Plato) and take poison....boring I know but im not really into inventive and colorful death unless its happening to someone else, and hopefully magic is involved.