You have five minutes left to use the internet...

[cheese_wizington]

...What do you do?

I had looked at my clock and realized in five minutes I was going to get ready for bed. This gave me an idea.

So, what would you do with your five minutes.

Personally, I would read a cracked article.

 

[MMMowman]

Type "Google" into Google so that when the five minutes are up everyone esle couldn't use it...

 

[Marter]

Watch a Zero Punctuation episode, maybe post/lurk here.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would say "Bai" to the Escapist and watch a "The Whitest Kids you Know" video.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Porn! Hurry, look up porn!

But seriously, I would probably just hang around on the Escapist.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Get banned from the Escapist.

Might as well get a Hat Trick.

 

[Dark Knifer]

watch a system of a down video and when that finishes, come back here and make a thread called "System of a down will return AKA: I can't use the internet anymore "

 

[Plurralbles]

watch a system of a down video and when that finishes, come back here and make a thread called "System of a down will return AKA: I can't use the internet anymore "

That is actually a great way to spend fve minutes!


I would probably run to all my forums and get banned from them all!

 

[blackhandops]

***** for five minutes about why i only have five minutes left

 

[WolfMage]

Porn, in short.
I'd DL as much porn and hentai as humanly possible.
Of course, I'm thinking this as five minutes, then never again.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Warn the world of the impending zombie apocalypse, post a video as evidence, and then drive to the nearest army base.

 

[Danpascooch]

I would look at so much gay porn that I would associate it with the Internet in my mind.

That way I wouldn't feel bad about never being able to use the internet again, because I would be disgusted by it.

(I have nothing against gay people, I am just saying that looking at porn of a sex that you do not find attractive can be pretty disturbing)

 

[Jark212]

Download all the porn I can, I don't care if I get a thousand viruses...

 

[Aerodynamic]

Listen to a song, seeing as before I go to bed i always have that annoying junk from the radio on my head.

 

[Romblen]

I would probably look up famous dead people on findagrave.com.
Mainly because that's been taking up a large amount of my time recently.

 

[molester jester]

Type "Google" into Google so that when the five minutes are up everyone esle couldn't use it...

The It crowd right ?

As for my choice something productive and legal, definitely would not start downloading everything i could get my hands on

 

[Brok3n Halo]

...What do you do?

I had looked at my clock and realized in five minutes I was going to get ready for bed. This gave me an idea.

So, what would you do with your five minutes.

Personally, I would read a cracked article.

Shouldn't yours be "start an escapist forum thread" then?

I'd probably check my RSS feeds on Google Reader... Then. about 2 hours later be like "I should really be going to bed..."

 

[Emilin_Rose]

Gather any and all information and walkthroughs for any games i have ever owned and may ever own in the future to my hard drive.

Then probably watch ZP, hang in the forums, and cry.

 

[DtDust]

If its just me, lurk /b/
If internet is completely gone, i will post "In b4 404" on everything i could.

 

[Flos]

Type "Google" into Google so that when the five minutes are up everyone esle couldn't use it...

No, you fool. You have to type it backwards to send it back to it's home planet.

Elgoog.