You have five minutes left to use the internet...

[Sacman]

P000000000000000000000000000000000000000000RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!1!1!!!1111!!11!111!1!!!!!!!1!i and maybe some TF2...

 

[atombeast707]

porn /thread

 

[PlasticLion]

Porn, porn, porn, is that all the internet is good for?

As annoying as it is when the first person to comment on a video writes "first!", I would have to go to as many threads as I could and write "last."

 

[giovanotto]

waste time on gurochan.

 

[Bernzz]

Well...OP, you stole my idea. Seriously...screw you.

Bastard.

[sub]Joke, mate. Seriously, Cracked was what I thought of though...[/sub]

 

[Dusty Donuts]

I would make a post so awesome, that someone would give me the internets.
Then, I'd be able to use that internet. Problem solved!
[small]I've only got 3 and 1/2 minutes left!!![/small]

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Reach 4000 posts and change my avatar.
Not much longer now, anyway.

 

[McBurks]

I'd head over to FAKKU!'s froums and complain about how bad this thread is.Then masturbate.

 

[Kae]

I'd troll as much as possible because I always have wanted to troll but for some reason I have never trolled

 

[Twilight_guy]

Type "Google" into Google so that when the five minutes are up everyone esle couldn't use it...

[a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=TsZ&q=Google&btnG=Search&aq=f&aql=&aqi=g10&oq="]Here ya go.[/a]

I'd probably Post a topic here and watch a ZP video while waiting for replies. Then I'd go cry in a corner.

 

[Soulkiller3]

download as much porn as possible?

 

[Queen Michael]

Read the new QC.

 

[monkey jesus]

add "I wonder what this button does" into every social networking web2.0 ego-wank service.