You have five minutes left to use the internet...

[Pimppeter2]

Ohh, I would also write a review about the internet.

 

[Lady Ravenloft]

go to rathergood.com and watch "Looking for my Leopard" video

 

[Kathinka]

download as huge chunks as i could from the internet to my harddisc so i could pretend to be surfing the web when there is none anymore ;D

 

[Vrex360]

Well my computer is right now pretty stuffed so it seems likely I will have to spend long periods of time without internet.
But in answer to the thread, I myself would use all the power of my internet to send yet another message to the Sangheili armada to please pick me up from this planet and begin our war on humanity.

 

[Thegreyfox666]

Honestly, probably porn.

 

[Metric Monkey]

My last five minutes, never using it again?
If so, then frankly, porn.
If in your situation, just check over the Escapist a last time to see what's up.
I can go on tomorrow.

 

[Doctor What]

Get my fill of aim conversation in while trolling youtube and reading an art of manliness article

 

[secretshadow90]

Quickly download all the songs I can off iTunes (I still have gift card money) and then probably come back here and check the forums. Oh, and check all my internet comics. Hooray multi-tasking.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Say bye on Facebook and here. I'd watch some Youtube videos, and when the screen turns to black with a simple "Goodbye" written on it (presumably), I'd shed a single tear while "Where is My Mind?" plays in my head.

 

[manaman]

Five minutes till the internet poofed out of existence? I would download as much porn as I could. Which is a bit.

Five minutes tell I have to go to sleep? Eh, why fret it. I just kill time online anyway.

 

[Flickering Star]

Rickroll someone

 

[NeutralDrow]

Spoiler: Watch this video

That, and save all of my reviews.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

lurk 4chan, rant and rave to them about the internet going.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Porn! Hurry, look up porn!

But seriously, I would probably just hang around on the Escapist.

in five mins? that's a diss.

I'm not sure I get what you mean. Anyhow, I think it would take five minutes to find good porn, unless you have some bookmarked.

 

[Zedzero]

Porn! Hurry, look up porn!

But seriously, I would probably just hang around on the Escapist.

Lol this...now only if I could figure out tiny font...
Is the question forever or just for the night?

Forever - post I LOST THE GAME everywhere.

Night- I LOST THE GAME DAMNIT!