You have just been beaten by your mortal enemy... Last words?

[LopezMeister]

"Tell Mary-Sue it's in the sock draw."

or

"Kill me now and you'll never know the truth."

 

[USSR]

coulda had a V8
*bleh*

XD

I found that to be hysterical.

*gives cookie*

 

[splatterguy734]

"YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME!!!"

 

[Macgyvercas]

I would say this:

Me: Nomen Mihi Legio Est, Quia Multi Sumus

Him; What the hell does that mean?!

Me: My name is Legion, for we are...many.

I die and my body blows apart, unleashing 1000 evil demons.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

Fool!! this fortress IS the ritual! your *cough* body is mine!!!

 

[DazBurger]

"...The Game."

GAH! I just lost The Game! -_-


On another note.

I am my own worst enemy.

What a strange conversation that would be.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I know this fits kind of better in "what would you do" kind of situation, but I'm too lazy to search up any.

Serious: *on my knees when the enemy approaches with a gun* This is it, huh? *grabs enemy's collar unexpectedly and yanks him down to my level, using my other hand to lead his gun to my face* Please, if you're going to kill me, then my last wish is that you will see the life drain from my eyes *sheds a tear and leads enemy's hand to my forehead, then makes him pull the trigger while staring at him water-eyed*. (Not sure why, but I kind of like this kind of scenario...I think it's the guilt factor, especially if the enemy is also the hero of the story)

funny: I'd like to say...that I could give St.Peter a message from you...but I'm headed the other way, it seems...well...toodles

 

[blobby218]

"you may have won the battle, but i will win the war!"

 

[Disaster Button]

"This was all a test."

 

[Umwerfer]

"Don't check your wife's e-mail..."

awesome! just replace 'don't' with 'do', and potentially add "your sister's...or sisters'"

 

[PhantomCritic]

"Before, I die, I must tell you of...-dies-"
Now the guy will spend the rest of his life thinking what the hell I was on about, ultimate revenge XD

 

[JaymesFogarty]

"Oh well, rather dead than you!" Or if I'm dying from an illness or anything not caused by a human being, "oh dear, it does appear that I am dying."

 

[Sparrowsabre7]

"...The Game."

I think that's worse if you're about to kill someone =P Then they will never have any hope of winning =P

 

[King tomto]

"You can't do it because i'm ... carrying your child"
Looks at me weird because i'm a man
"And if you shot me i would drop him"

 

[mindclockwork]

i wouldn't say anything.

*click* -> BOOOOOOOM!

 

[Neotericity]

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you'll ever imagine.

me: always
mortal enemy: always what?
me: always search your enemies for weapons *pull out small .38 tucked away in the folds of jacket

And finally, "I just wish I had time for one last bowl of chili"

 

[Neotericity]

"By killing me you will make me stronger than you can ever imagine."
That should make him think. (also, starwars reference)

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