You have just been beaten by your mortal enemy... Last words?

[Geekmaster K]

You fool! Even in death I live on! I am one with the Lifestream! You may call me a "momma's boy," but my mother is only half the being I am! This is only the beginning of the end! You will soon be able to do nothing but sit by and watch as the only thing worse than AIDS devours you!

A few years later, Cloud gets Geostigma.

Then, on my resurrection:

A lot has changed while your old Uncle Sephy's been away. New Midgar, new rules, even a new villain whose body is now mine! I'm ready to give this old Planet a wedgie again!

Then, if I lose again:

Aw, screw it! I'll get you next time, Gadget!

Note: Before you think I'm an FF7 fanboy, you should know that I also like FF6. And pretty much any Final Fantasy game that isn't the Japanese versions of 2 and 3, any version of 12, and Crystal Chronicles. For those of you who don't know, the "Uncle Sephy" speech is a homage to the Joker's speech in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

 

[SnipErlite]

"I triggered it 35 minutes ago........."

 

[Therumancer]

"at least I have chicken"

Brilliant one here. Wonder how many will pick it up despite the infamy of what your referancing.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

"Wait! Look over there!"

Har har...

 

[CryptoKeyblade]

ME: "LOOK a distraction!!"

ENEMY: looks away "WHAT WHERE?"

ME: inner thoughts: wait a minute I supposed to do something there... RUN that's it- aaaahhhh FUCK

 

[Computer-Noob]

"You may have killed me, but my seed lives on....in your LOVER!"

Mindfuck.

 

[TheHitcher]

Haha, there are some really good ones here.

But I think I'd just go with a nice, clean, humble "fuck you."

 

[Truly-A-Lie]

"Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
Works best with dinosaurs, but oh well.

 

[across15]

Me: "Well yeah. You know, even though we have big cultural and ethical differences, I think we could be really good friends..."

Enemy: "You know what? Come to think of it, I think NOT!"
*bang*

 

[Rooster893]

Son of a *****!

 

[Cbargs]

"Trolled."

He would just feel like an idiot and a dick after that.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

When the locust come...*cough*... tell them, to eat shit and die...same goes for you chris.
*enemy is confused as to why I think he is called Chris*

 

[Zweiblumen]

No, you can't have my stuff.

 

[MalevolentJim]

I shagged your mother.

 

[TheDoctor455]

"I fart in your general direction!"

or if I'm feeling cryptic...

"The cake is a lie."

Heh... I managed to pull off two cliches at the same time. Yeah me.

 

[Treefingers]

"Fuck you you fucking fuck"

 

[benbenthegamerman]

YOU ARE BAD TOYS!!! VERY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.... (cookie for the refference, and +300 internetz for also posting the musical remix of it.)

You have defeated me... but... shit, i got nothing. "BLEH"

 

[archerboy106]

"ITS HAMMER TIME!!!"

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

"whatever you do, always remember....AGGGGGGGGGGHHHGH! I BEAT YOU SUCKA" I would then procede to activate my tactical nuke and kill everyone in a mile radius. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA