You have just been beaten by your mortal enemy... Last words?

[Orcus The Ultimate]

instead of "Shit!" i'd say, "i'll respawn!"

 

[The DSM]

*Hold up a piece of paper, on that paper is written "The game"*

The last thing I did was make someone lose the game.

 

[Sensenmann]

"I've set that gun to backfire"

"Are you sure you're holding that gun right?"

"Yo Momma"

Anything which makes him question his ability. If I'd pissed someone to the point they decided to kill me, I'd have made sure it were horrible. If I were a villain, I'd be a pretty Joker-like one, I already told someone yesterday that "Even the rational have to be irrational sometimes".

Beginnings of an insane man?

 

[Marksman18v]

Fuck this... just make it clean and fast, see you down there in a few years *smirk*

 

[SantoUno]

"Hahahaha, oh yes you think you are victorious, but let's see if you can live in peace ************! You think this is the end!? You are dead wrong, you will never be victorious. Even after I die today you will suffer a similiar fate. YOu chose this life, you will never escape it. You will die, and will never be allowed peace and tranquillity..." *dies*

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

I don't suppose you've got the pin that goes with my grenade have you?

 

[Kazturkey]

I think I would get banned if I wrote "Allah, Allah *Presses button on bombvest*" so I won't.

Instead I'll just write "Look behind you!"

 

[TheSentinel]

"With me dead, you will never know the location of the treasure of Magellan!"

 

[titanium turtle]

"spit on him"
not smart enough
"minions open fire on him"

 

[Ekonk]

"See you in hell"

I always liked that one.

 

[Cockney Weasel]

'Incidentally... I fucked your mum.'

Bearing in mind that you're buggered anyway and the sanctimonious **** is probably uptight about something that immature.

 

[Mrselfdestruct]

Gutter trash!

 

[SLy AsymMetrY]

I am your father!

 

[Dracain]

Me: Y'know what Diablo did to the hero at the end of Diablo one?
Him: No
Me: Oh, well fuck you, 'cus I am gonna do that to you
(and I do it)

 

[magicmonkeybars]

curse you batman !!!

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Even to my very last, blood-coughing breath I would be screaming "Eat link, RAM!!"

 

[Bananahs]

"I love you."

or

"I am your fadda."

or

"Pills here."

 

[mobsterlobster]

".....but I don't have a mortal enemy."

 

[WorldCritic]

"I may have lost my last life, but I still have a continue! MWAHAHAHA!"
-Makes daring escape and sets off self destruct-
"Would you like to play again?"

 

[Random Argument Man]

Even to my very last, blood-coughing breath I would be screaming "Eat link, RAM!!"

CUTMAN! FINISH HIM!

Fatality?