You have just been beaten by your mortal enemy... Last words?

[ma55ter_fett]

Yo momma, yo baby sister (who is of legal consenting age) and yo wife are preggers with my love children, now if you'll excuse me I need to have the last laugh.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *then I die*

 

[mrhappyface]

"Martyrdom is my favorite perk."

 

[Stoic raptor]

I would only say one word.
"Fuck"

 

[thepj]

depending on context: "and now i die a martyr, thank you..."

"well this sucks"

"i'll see you in hell, friend"

"great, does it give you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? yes? then congradulations, my work here is done"

"you can't win insert name here, if you strike me down i shall become more cliche than ever"

"hey wait! i think i left the oven on!"

"save me batman!!! OK that's not gonna work.... hm...... (gunshot) awww come on!"

 

[darkless]

"clutch shot mother fucker" then I would detonate the explosives I had strapped to my chest and take him out with me.

 

[Lavi]

POLONIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

I just wanna yell that out at some dramatic moment. Everything is always Polonius' fault.

 

[Dedtoo]

"kthxby"

"brb"

"so you think you just killed the big man? You have no idea *chough chough dies*"
Of course there would not be a man who was my boss, but he would look for him for the rest of his life

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Know this fool, I die, so that my masters may live. I go happily to Paradise, where I will watch your world, and everything you hold dear, burn.

Heh, hehehahaha aahhhh......

[Le Blarg]

 

[Apathetic_cynicism]

"My only regret...Is that I didn't give you to cure to the AIDS you have...have fun with your AIDS!"

 

[FYIImASpy22]

Error! Error! You do kill the Clown,the Clown kills you!

Then the ground shook. 'BOOM!'

... You didn't have to triple post. Oh, and there's this button, labeled "Edit", where you can go back and EDIT YOUR DAMN POST.

My 6 yo brother wrote that so leave him the fuck alone!

Calm the Hell down. I don't know the age of you, your siblings, or anyone else on this forum. And quite frankly, I don't give a damn what age anyone is, you shouldn't be gallivanting around the Internet until you're at LEAST 12 years old mentally, and there is no excuse for triple posting when the Edit button is RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

Sorry,you're right. I just over react a little.

 

[Mcupobob]

"Shit"

polly been ninja'd on this but I'm not going to read the whole fourm.

 

[LeonLethality]

Seeing as I would be the villain and not the hero I would say in a calm voice "Checkmate"

 

[Mighty Lighty]

When he just pulls the trigger it'll cut into the credits so you know they'll be a sequel which will start off with me disarming him or an even eviler guy apearing through a wall so then we join forces and possiblyadd a co-op mode to the game.


(I should make movies!)

 

[NimbleJack3]

"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, you're only going to kill a man."

 

[tjarne]

"kthxby"

Nah you beat me to it.

Must die in classic lorn green pose from battle star Galactica?. best death ever!!!!!

or starts applauding to cover the sound of the bomb ticking...

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

"Martyrdom is my favorite perk."

Fuck! Yes! This!

 

[geldonyetich]

"Shit. I knew having a mortal enemy was a bad idea."

 

[Deathkingo]

*Fake mental strain*
"There, it is done."

 

[BlackWidower]

"FUCK YOU!"