You have just been beaten by your mortal enemy... Last words?

[Zaldin]

"So, you finally did it, didn't you? Proud of yourself now, aren't you? Yes? No? Ah, like it matters anyways, you killed me, go on, go be the hero you want to be, become the new leader, become the new me. *dieing voice* You know you want it... *gurgling and stuff*

 

[CouchCommando]

"Damn.....that's it then, I hope I land face down so you can kiss my arse."

 

[Wintermoot]

"see you in hell!""blows himself up

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

"That's it! You sir, are off the Christmas Card list!"

 

[Kilaknux]

I HAVE ASSEMBLED AN ARMY OF CANNON WEILDING HAMSTERS!
Just to confuse the everloving hell out of them.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

This is from ..... Matilda.

 

[MercurySteam]

"Ha, you have to stay in this shit-hole while I get 72 virgins! Suck on that asshole!"

 

[PixelKing]

Night Night.

*Crushes nuts with a brutal kick*

 

[Osloq]

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici: By the power of Truth, I, while living have conquered the universe.

Bang

 

[Adanos]

MRRRrrrrMRrrrrrrMrrrrrrrr....

Then squash him under my mighty adamantite shoe.

 

[Lordmarkus]

I beg my killer to come closer so I can utter my last words. When he/she comes in range, I punch them in the face, screams "Taged!!" and dies peacefully.

 

[matsugawa]

"Now you'll never know what number between one and ten I was thinking of...."
OR:
"Your ass is haunted!"
OR:
"4,691 irradiated haggis"

 

[El Poncho]

The bomb... it's in the...*Dies*

 

[StigmataDiaboli]

"Ha, I took your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and never called her again!!" (dies...)

Ah Champ Kind of Anchorman, such wisdom.

 

[AWC Viper]

"...The Game."

nice. mine would be


"ya know mate, i fucked your sister and i have herpes"

 

[delta46]

*pulls pin out of concealed grenade*

Yippie ki yay motherfu-

ns one ^^

i few that i would use:

Two piecing ******....

H@xx0r!

hahahaaha i have activated martyrdom!

and in the great words of jigsaw:

I promise that my work will continue. You think it's over just because I'm dead. It's not over. The games have just begun.

 

[JoshGod]

you do realise im holding a reset and try again button?

 

[AnonymouZero]

i have 2:

"lul"


"i can't load my last save.."

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

"The duck quacks at midnight."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

MAAAAAAAAAARTYRDOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!
that or mock about how i uploaded my will on to the internet.