This/pimppeter2 said:
Otherwise, I'd say something along the lines of; "Life's a *****, and then you die."
You have just been beaten by your mortal enemy... Last words?
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Otherwise, I'd say something along the lines of; "Life's a *****, and then you die."
Ok ok I'm sorry I ate your children, raped your wife, murdered your mum with a fork, set your dog on fire, stole all of your money and had a parade in my honor and drank your last beer you emo git
The question you have to ask yourself hero, is will I shit myself after I die?
*splutter, cough* Ah, ha, made you smile. *dies* leaving the hero feeling very odd.
Also Ayrav, that was an awesome suggestion.
*splutter, cough* Ah, ha, made you smile. *dies* leaving the hero feeling very odd.
Also Ayrav, that was an awesome suggestion.
"You know what? Fuck you"
'pretends to die'
hero turns around to leave
" I said Fuck you Mother Fucker!
hero whips aroud and shoots me in the head
'pretends to die'
hero turns around to leave
" I said Fuck you Mother Fucker!
hero whips aroud and shoots me in the head
"Did I mentioned the gigantic nuke programmed to detonate if I go flatline?
It's underneath the floor you're standing on."
It's underneath the floor you're standing on."
*Me-* "Heh Hahahahaaaaaa"
*Rival-* "What's so funny"!? "You will die"!
*Me-* "No, no ot yet, for you see, this battle has only just begun....."
_Melts into a shadow and vanishes with a dark, vengeance laugh._
With a last quiet sound, they hear "I haven't yet died, I will be back, and I will attain power that will destroy you".
*Rival-* "What's so funny"!? "You will die"!
*Me-* "No, no ot yet, for you see, this battle has only just begun....."
_Melts into a shadow and vanishes with a dark, vengeance laugh._
With a last quiet sound, they hear "I haven't yet died, I will be back, and I will attain power that will destroy you".
me-"I win in the end, for you see, I gave your mother AIDS"
nemesis- "No you didn't"
me- "Yeah thats a lie (stabs syrienge in nemesis' arm) I gave you AIDS" 'dies'
nemesis- "Awwwww shit"
nemesis- "No you didn't"
me- "Yeah thats a lie (stabs syrienge in nemesis' arm) I gave you AIDS" 'dies'
nemesis- "Awwwww shit"
Or:
You-"I think you should consider very carefully. Killing a man is not like you see on the televison. If you pull that trigger, you will fire a real bullet into real flesh and blood. I will be dead instantly. But you will live with what you have done for the rest of your life. You will never forget it"
Nemises-"O rly?"
'BANG'
Nemises-"You are dead. Not big suprise."
'Dead ringer uncloak noise'
You-"I think not."
'Ambassador shoot noise'
You-"Here lies my nemises,you ate fast and died a virgin!"
You-"I think you should consider very carefully. Killing a man is not like you see on the televison. If you pull that trigger, you will fire a real bullet into real flesh and blood. I will be dead instantly. But you will live with what you have done for the rest of your life. You will never forget it"
Nemises-"O rly?"
'BANG'
Nemises-"You are dead. Not big suprise."
'Dead ringer uncloak noise'
You-"I think not."
'Ambassador shoot noise'
You-"Here lies my nemises,you ate fast and died a virgin!"
"You think you have won this day? All you've done is condemn those who will now suffer when my supercomputer sends out an electronic signal that will cause thousands of Xbox 360s to suffer the cursed fate of...the Red Ring of Death!" *dramatic music followed by death*
