You have just been beaten by your mortal enemy... Last words?
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YOU BASTARD!!!! *cries after an 8 month non-losing streak of the game*GotMurf said:
OT: "You, fool *cough* now the dark side shall consume all!! And in the end all you have to blame is yourself. You have not saved the world as you believe, rather you have damned it to a time of civil war where the people you sought to protect will rip their own entrails out and hang themselves with it as it would be a more pleasurable way to go. Now, as the darkness takes me, you now know why I tried to kill all of the leprechauns, they shall be your doom."
Alternately:
Me: "My vengence won't be particularly swift or entertaining, but I shall have my minions drag it out over the years in such a fashion that you will wonder whether the misery in your life is manifest, or the machinations of yours truly!" *evil laughter followed by a cough*
Hero: "Um... You are aware that my friends and I had to murder our way through all your minions to get here, right?"
Me: "...Well played, sir." *awkward silence ensues until I bleed out*
Me: "My vengence won't be particularly swift or entertaining, but I shall have my minions drag it out over the years in such a fashion that you will wonder whether the misery in your life is manifest, or the machinations of yours truly!" *evil laughter followed by a cough*
Hero: "Um... You are aware that my friends and I had to murder our way through all your minions to get here, right?"
Me: "...Well played, sir." *awkward silence ensues until I bleed out*
1)"Remember back when we weren;t enemies, & it was New Years Eve, & I set you up with that really hot chick? Well, she had AIDS & I'll be seeing you in about 5 years." ::dies::
2)"Remember back when we weren't enemies, & it was New Years Eve, & you were really drunk, & I set you up with that really hot chick? Well, I lied. She was a dude. If my name makes the obituary, I instructed hom to post the photos & tape I secretly made on the net." ::dies::
2)"Remember back when we weren't enemies, & it was New Years Eve, & you were really drunk, & I set you up with that really hot chick? Well, I lied. She was a dude. If my name makes the obituary, I instructed hom to post the photos & tape I secretly made on the net." ::dies::
"You realize the plane is out of fuel."
Nosedive ensues with me flying out of the cargo hold and him somehow finding a way not to die.
Nosedive ensues with me flying out of the cargo hold and him somehow finding a way not to die.
"I will haunt every screen you will ever see."
"I may die, but I will knowing I made you lose the game."
Personal favorite:
Respawn in 3...2...1... *cough*
"I may die, but I will knowing I made you lose the game."
Personal favorite:
Respawn in 3...2...1... *cough*
Aww, ninja'd!Wayte said:
"Hold on.. Energy.. I feel it.. Is this a respawn!? .. False alarm, you're just stepping on my intestines."
EDIT: Well, that's embarrassing, I made a shitty respawn remark, right after two. Curse you ninjas!
Or
"...You're a dick, stick to the script next time, BLEH."
EDIT: Well, that's embarrassing, I made a shitty respawn remark, right after two. Curse you ninjas!
Or
"...You're a dick, stick to the script next time, BLEH."
*laugh laugh, cough up blood* You think this means its over but it isn't. You have been so full of your naive concept of a black and white world that you have been blind to whats really going on here. You had the chance to save them all but you have failed. Perhaps you'll understand by the time we meet again. *as enemy comes forward to try to uncover the meaning behind my cryptic last words I swallow a cyanide capsule and promise to see him again in time for Christmas before dying*
If revenge is a dish best served cold... and revenge is sweet.. is revenge ice cream?j0z said:
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by breaking the forth wall
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- You idiot! Without me, your movie is rubbish!
- Oh how the hell are we going to do a squeal now?
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others
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- I am your father! ... just kidding, but it was worth the look on your face!
- You relay think you've won? I'm just the first boss!
- a HA! If you kill me now, you'll never know the truth.
- So, shall we call it a draw?
- Have you ever thought about just talking it over like civilised people?