You have just been beaten by your mortal enemy... Last words?

[theSovietConnection]

*pulls pin out of concealed grenade*

Yippie ki yay motherfu-

 

[Contun]

"I-I.....I win. Aheh-heh..."

*Detonates bomb, engulfing myself and my enemy in flame*

 

[nart_21086]

"thats it, Now we're REALLY not friends!"

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

"From Hell's heart I stab at thee; with my last breath I spit at thee..." Then I'd activate Genesis in the hope of mutually insured destruction.

 

[BakaSmurf]

"A-Alls I w-w-wanted w-was...a...C-Charle....ston....Chew! BLARG!" *Dead*

 

[Mozared]

"Ha! You were too late!"

Now, he lives the rest of his life wondering what he was late for.

Perfect.

Exactly this but in another form was my first thought. I'd say something along the lines of "Tough luck *cough*... You'll never find my chest now!".

Alternatively, either "Alright, this is the last time you've f*cked with me!" or "Look behind you!".

 

[Vimbert]

"I didn't drop your loot."

 

[Lemon Grenade]

My mortal enemy would be from an opposing dimesion where everythings opposite so id be good him evil... but in that dimension everythigns opposite so evil = good so therefore we would be an ultimate crime fighting team....

 

[Infernai]

"I win either way, how about that...VAE VICTUS!" *detonates bomb that destroys place/person close to enemies heart*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

There are a few options, depending on context:

"Are you sure that gun's loaded?"

"Go on, then. I dare you.
...
You can't do it, can you? You can't bear to pull that trigger and end this! I am what defines you, for what is a hero if there is no villain? The world won't need you any more - and after all you've seen and done, can you really go back to what you once were? You can't do it! You'll never be able to do it!! YOU NEED ME!!!"
*gunshot*
"...fuck."

"Congratulations. Would you like a jelly baby?"

Kudos sir, I swear I was going to post something just like that
me- "ah I see you have won eh? good work"

enemy- "come now do you really expect me to let down my guard like that?"

"no mr bond....................I expect you to die *hits secret button*

yes it's a rip off but I like it!!

also


me- "he never did tell you about your personel mod "

nemesis- " he told me enough!! he told me you killed him!!!"

"no mr bond I AM your mod!!!

"that's not true THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE"

look into your heart, you *
BANG *get's shot to death

I doubt I was the first to say them,

dammit! I really wanted to post what DragonsAteMyMarbles said!!
me - "*cough* heh heh ehheh muah hah hah hah ha AH AHHA HA HA HA HA MUAHAHAH AHAHAAA"
"what the hell is so funny!!"

" I pissed in your coffie this mourning ahhhhhhh........"

 

[VinnyKings]

"at least I have chicken"

Awesome lol. Mine would have to be "Oh Fuck I lagged out!"

 

[migratingcoconut]

"Go ahead and shoot. You'll only kill a man."

/Not of my own creation.
//Works better if you are part of a movement or ideology, but whatever.

 

[gundargundar]

"Git me a sammich!"
or
"cough, you think you have won? That was just the first round, you have to beat me three more times before im dead!"

 

[scoobyduped]

Yippie-ki-yay motherfuckah!!!!! *pull out my other gun*

don't care if he kills me anyway, I'm going out in style

 

[ECAaxel]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

 

[Guitar Gamer]

There are a few options, depending on context:

"Are you sure that gun's loaded?"

"Go on, then. I dare you.
...
You can't do it, can you? You can't bear to pull that trigger and end this! I am what defines you, for what is a hero if there is no villain? The world won't need you any more - and after all you've seen and done, can you really go back to what you once were? You can't do it! You'll never be able to do it!! YOU NEED ME!!!"
*gunshot*
"...fuck."

"Congratulations. Would you like a jelly baby?"

Kudos sir, I swear I was going to post something just like that
me- "ah I see you have won eh? good work"

enemy- "come now do you really expect me to let down my guard like that?"

"no mr bond....................I expect you to die *hits secret button*

yes it's a rip off but I like it!!

also


me- "he never did tell you about your personel mod "

nemesis- " he told me enough!! he told me you killed him!!!"

"no mr bond I AM your mod!!!

"that's not true THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE"

look into your heart, you *
BANG *get's shot to death

I doubt I was the first to say them,

dammit! I really wanted to post what DragonsAteMyMarbles said!!
me - "*cough* heh heh ehheh muah hah hah hah ha AH AHHA HA HA HA HA MUAHAHAH AHAHAAA"
"what the hell is so funny!!"

" I pissed in your coffie this mourning ahhhhhhh........"

me:"So you won, my life is now in your hands. I'm ready to die. gg my nemesis. i want to say sorry for trying to take over the world."

nemesis: "you have done too much evil to be forgiven. goodbye."

Me: "yes I'm sorry for all the deaths. I'm sorry i gave your mom AIDS"

nemesis:" WHAT!"

Me: "I'm sorry for making your wife pregnant, and for throwing your son off that roof, and for giving your best friend too much to drink thereby killing himself, and brutally murdering you grandfather and.."

nemesis: "WHAT WHAT WHAT!!"

Me: "sorry for beating you up when we were kids, and addicting your dad to heroin, and raping your grandmother, and clogging your toilet that one night, and stealing your Christmas for 7 consecutive years, and ripping the ovaries out of your first girlfriend, and.."

Nemesis: "you did all those things? you bastard!" *shoots gun*

Me (slowly rising out of my body as a spirit and ascending upwards, as my voice fades away) "sorry for throwing your cat and turtle into a car compactor, and making out with your sister, and stealing all your money so you'd starve that one winter night, and getting you to have sex with a banshee infected with 17 different sexual infections, and for hiding the secret to save the world in..." *dissipates*

I swear if I can I WILL make that the villans last words somewhere somehow

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Thank you for shopping at Ralphs, mother fucker!

 

[traceur_]

"Your fly's undone."

 

[Hallow'sEve]

See you in Hell

Do it, I dare you

Joke's on you, *press detonator*