me:"So you won, my life is now in your hands. I'm ready to die. gg my nemesis. i want to say sorry for trying to take over the world."
nemesis: "you have done too much evil to be forgiven. goodbye."
Me: "yes I'm sorry for all the deaths. I'm sorry i gave your mom AIDS"
nemesis:" WHAT!"
Me: "I'm sorry for making your wife pregnant, and for throwing your son off that roof, and for giving your best friend too much to drink thereby killing himself, and brutally murdering you grandfather and.."
nemesis: "WHAT WHAT WHAT!!"
Me: "sorry for beating you up when we were kids, and addicting your dad to heroin, and raping your grandmother, and clogging your toilet that one night, and stealing your Christmas for 7 consecutive years, and ripping the ovaries out of your first girlfriend, and.."
Nemesis: "you did all those things? you bastard!" *shoots gun*
Me (slowly rising out of my body as a spirit and ascending upwards, as my voice fades away) "sorry for throwing your cat and turtle into a car compactor, and making out with your sister, and stealing all your money so you'd starve that one winter night, and getting you to have sex with a banshee infected with 17 different sexual infections, and for hiding the secret to save the world in..." *dissipates*
