You have just been married...

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well I was last playing Brink as a member of Security. So I guess at least I don't have to worry about random rebels coming in and killing me. And I get some nice perks such as better rations. So its not too bad. He's not really the looker of the relationship though, I guess that would be me (never thought I'd say type that).

 

[Crazycat690]

Well last I played Worms 2... So what, I'm married to my team? Can we pretend they are all girl-worms? =)

Well what do you want? They're worms! I ate them.

 

[jyork89]

Commander Shepard of the Normandy... Dammit, wish I played female characters

 

[pyxelfish]

My character from Saints Row. I'm packing my bags and trying to find a way out of the city, since I don't know how long it will be before he gets bored and beats me to death with a crowbar...

 

[imnot]

Married to the pope, that's not fun :<

What game have you been playing!
Sim pope?

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

I'm married to Chell from portal.

 

[Tragedy's Rebellion]

Alice from Madness Returns... my dream came true ;d

 

[Some_Jackass]

Last played Wheelman...so...
I married Vin Diesel? Seriously?

 

[Svartfalk]

Hmm... I just played Bioshock 2... Apperently, I'm now married to a Big Daddy...
This sucks...

 

[Parivir]

Leo Kliesen from Tekken 6... um, er, well, er...
Why did I have to play as a character designed to be gender ambiguous?
I mean come on the developers gave them no official gender on purpose.

 

[BaconPunch]

Last game with an actual protagonist.
Prototype.
OH gawd
not good.
Sex life would be interesting though. Just sayin

 

[Moromillas]

Fem Hero in Fable 3. That makes me the king! Hell yeah! We're also filthy rich because she owns every single business in Albion, it also means she has a lot of time on her hands for other things...

 

[Walter44]

The Agent from Crackdown 2...

hm...yeah, I'm heterosexual, but I think he can't take this armor off anyway, so sex isn't even a thing to think about. Also, he could take me with him on journeys across the rooftops while holding me in his big, muscular arms...

no, wait...heterosexual! heterosexual! um...he could show me his gun...no wait...his grenades? oh, f**k...

 

[Fenris97]

Link from Ocarina of time?
Works for me!
(I'm playing RIGHT NOW, just 'cause of nostalgia)

How the marriage goes? Well, I'd settle in big Kakariko village or Kokiri forest as soon as it has been emptied for for nasty plants, and (Hopefully) live well.

 

[Extragorey]

Chell? ... That would be interesting.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Married to the pope, that's not fun :<

What game have you been playing!
Sim pope?

Victoria 2, a grand strategy game where you control a country and I picked the papal states, so yeahh

 

[Trull]

Damnit, all of my Fable 3 Spouses have been killed! My char is a SOCIOPATH D: IM GOING TO DIE

 

[Cazza]

Faith from mirror's edge. If she can stay away from the cops I think it would work fine.

 

[imnot]

Married to the pope, that's not fun :<

What game have you been playing!
Sim pope?

Victoria 2, a grand strategy game where you control a country and I picked the papal states, so yeahh

I was imagining some sort of cover based shooter where you play as the pope XD

 

[maninahat]

A voiceless Algerian, male mercenary from FarCry 2. Probably a lousy husband. Can't run for more than 10 yards without his eyes watering up, and keeps dropping dead from malaria. Also a very dis-likeable person, hence why everyone keeps shooting at him on sight.