You have just been married...

[Rack]

Bayonetta. I... can't see this going well for me. I'm going to end up like Enzo.

 

[gizmo2300]

Elizabeth the First, I just played Civilization o_o

Well, I guess it's not so bad, except Elizabeth is known for putting mens heads on pikes.

 

[3quency]

John Marston.
So I've been kidnapped by the US Government.
Not the best start...

 

[lobster1077]

So i'm in a gay marriage with Adam Jensen from Deus Ex Human Revolution.

On the one hand he's bad ass with access to lots of cool technology. Could probably get me some nice upgrades. On the other he's constantly on missions and a little bit obsessive and quite emotionally repressed. He does have badass facial hair though.

What? Deus Ex? New one? Out already? To the store!!

 

[Funky Flump]

Yay Taokaka! (Also my avatar!) Maybe she aint the Protagonist as such but she was in the story mode section of the game at the time so Im going with that!

 

[diebane]

Team Fortress 2 doesnt have a protagonist, but I almost always play Medic, so I'm married to a sadistic nazi doctor xD

mfG diebane

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

I was playing empire total war, so am I married to the German Reich?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Alice from Alice: Madness Returns?

SCORE

Although she is a bit mad, at least she's nice. Kinda.

 

[Wereduck]

This is the #2 reason why I usually take an opposing-sex avatar in games.

To avoid being mysterious, my #1 reason is that thing about "if you're going to spend 50 hours looking at someone's ass..."
... and thank you Bethesda for giving fem-courier a nice ass.

 

[BlackEagle95]

I'm married to Legion from C&C tiberium wars 3 kane's wrath.
That's a computer designed to be the ultimate tactician.
Could be worse.

 

[Scarim Coral]

So I'm married to Kyle Hyde from Last Window: The Secret of Capes West. I never knew he's gay or we must of been drunk in Las Vegas (I'm straight). Either way it will be awkward as hell. Sure he's a great detective but he is a lousy salesman.

 

[Nyquisted]

Agent Jayden from Heavy Rain?

Well, he's now a celebrity and is fixing his drug problem, so it's not that bad.

Still a bit of a twit though.

 

[daftalchemist]

Married to Cole Phelps, and I file for divorce after his crazed mood swings while talking to me finally push me over the edge.

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

Married to that guy in portal 2. With the portal gun. Who wait, thats me.

 

[alfawx]

Isaac Clarke. This is... awkward. Hm...

 

[Leviathan_]

Married to The Marked One from Stalker.





I want a divorce, now.

 

[Gasaraki]

The female medic from Alien Swarm? Awesome

 

[Knusper]

Serious Sam... well there has to be some benefits of marrying someone who constantly carries around about 20 guns including a cannon.