You have just been married...

[Super Toast]

The Medic, huh?

CHARGE ME HERR DOCTOR!

 

[Truniron]

I've got Terra Brandford...Awww yeeah ;-)

 

[Evilsanta]

Married to Bayonetta? Boyah!

Or maybe not, She would be off constantly fighting angels and whatnot. And let's not talk about if I even could satisfy her in bed.

Still...HELL YEAH!

 

[TheHappySquid]

Ninja Gaiden II

I'm married to Ryu Hayabusa.

My married life is rough, fast and way too difficult.

 

[AnnaIME]

Civilization 4. So I guess I'm marrying the Egyptian Empire.

Well, the pharao personifies the kingdom...

I seem to be married to Geralt of Rivia. I don't think he is being faithful to me, and his infertility may be a problem in the long run.

 

[Fenra]

So... My Marvel vs Capcom 3 team? Never saw myself as a polygamist...

Still... Amatarasu, Dante and Deadpool?.... yeah our relationship is a wierd one thats for sure... Interesting though... Ammy does all the decorating, Dante brings in the money from demon hunting and deadpool... well he's off being deadpool, so your guess is as good as mine

I don't want to think about tbe bedroom though *shudders*

 

[GrimHeaper]

Married to Bayonetta? Boyah!

Or maybe not, She would be off constantly fighting angels and whatnot. And let's not talk about if I even could satisfy her in bed.

Still...HELL YEAH!

She will be on top just so you know.

 

[Tdc2182]

Jackie from The Darkness...

Well, from behind he looks like a woman. But I highly doubt I'd be the one being the "pitcher" in that relationship.

 

[burhanr]

Married to Alcatraz.

I guess I can borrow his suit when i want to stalk som fight injustice.
I wonder if the suit can adapt me by switching to Asian mode and shrink to 5'3".

 

[Purkki]

Oh Steve! Let's build ourselves a nice house on the cliffside and raise wolves.

 

[GrimHeaper]

Married to Alcatraz.

I guess I can borrow his suit when i want to stalk som fight injustice.
I wonder if the suit can adapt me by switching to Asian mode and shrink to 5'3".

TO borrow said suit he must die.

 

[General_Potatoes]

My character in spiral knights? Eh, not bad.

 

[SkinyJim]

Isaac Clarke?

Spoiler: Space engineer goodness.

Do. Fucking. Want. He's one of the few video game characters that I legitimately have a crush on, so I would certainly be happy about this turn of events. I can even overlook the fact that he's like 27 years older than me.

Taken from the wikipedia page
"The game takes place in the year 2508"

Which means that really you're almost 500 years older than him. You cradle snatcher, you.

 

[Sebenko]

My latet character in Fallout 3, cute redhead chick Lilly?

Yeah, I could do worse. As long as I don't surprise her- "FUCK WAS THAT? *BLAM*".

 

[_Janny_]

But if I marry Lara Croft then I also get a bunch of her money and get to live in her mansion. Can anyone say jackpot?

 

[Dfskelleton]

Duke Nukem? Homosexuality? Marriage? Those words are physically impossible to fit into the same sentence without any negatives such as "Never" or "Not" or "No".

 

[Sandjube]

Charme, from Recettear? Well as long as she doesn't steal my things we're cool...

 

[Groovy Dan]

BG2, the protagonist being myself. It's been awkward for a few weeks, and I think I'm going to have to make the choice... http://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight/

The circumstances are a little different in the scenario, but still.

P.S. I've decided on both.

 

[Head Chef Dom]

Oh dear. I'm married to young Link from Majoras Mask. But.... I'm not a homosexual paedophile. I'm gonna have a hard time explaining this to the Priest at the ceremony

 

[Infernai]

I'm married to chell from portal 2..That would be an interesting relationship.