You have just met your clone.

[Chase Yojimbo]

First I would have to ask if he remembers his creation, than if he remembers, I would quiz him on the 18 books that I have floating inside my head. If he answers correctly to every question, than I never have to be lonely again, and have someone to bounce ideas off of (including having a person to FINALLY play games with, because everyone else ignores me).

 

[bloodrayne626]

http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p42/
It'd probably turn out like that. Except minus the ninjas.... And the coolness....

 

[Jedoro]

Sit down and talk with him, see if being genetically identical would make him exactly like me.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Kill him.
There can only be one.

my thoughts exactly

Ditto.

Fuck the clone. They always get into the trouble somewhere down the line, and I don't want to be implicated in something because I share exact features with him, damn it!

 

[Chalacachaca]

Take off my shirt, and deliver and angsty monolouge about how my life sucks and how he has better genes than me. Then I would fight him on top of some mecha, fall to my death and come back living through the arm of some random russian dude.

 

[SD-Fiend]

tell him to get a copy of pokemon black so I can finally get that vulture thing

 

[Lionsfan]

Also someone needs to read more Cracked. When faced with your own clone, there are only two options. Fuck it or fight it.

Thank God. I was wondering how long it was going to take before someone finally referenced that particular article.

 

[UnderCoverGuest]

Finally! Someone else who despises anime as much as I do!

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd see his reaction and react accordingly.

If he's as surprised as I am, then I'd be surprised. Then we'd try to figure out our situation while going on zany adventures filled with toe-tapping musical numbers.

If he seems to know what's going on, then I'd ask him what's what. Then I'd help him with his plan to prevent the evil ones from taking over and ending the world as we know it.

... I am in a movie, right?

 

[Helscreama]

*high five*


*World ends*

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

in the most ironic of ways, there is a kid my age, same first name, same size and everything, and we look very similar, its disgusting enough to the point his grandparents tried to pick me up from school one day and i had a massive "wtf, get away from me!" moment when it happened.

so yeah to that point, i have had this happen basically....


however, for arguements sake, if it was truly my clone? i would do everything in my power so we have the max amount of fun/education/money possible out of this awesomeness, we would be the most amazing person ever existed.

plus it basically gives me a second life, sure i don't want to die personally but hey, if i die, i still have one more life technically, woohoo!

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Probably go straight home and have hot, gay sex.

I believe it is masturbation if it is with yourself.

It is not rape if it is with yourself right?

 

[linkzeldi]

What's Cookin Good Lookin.

 

[XxSummonerxX]

Way way back in the nineteen eighties, secret government employees, dug up random escapists, and made amusing genetic copies, now the clones are trolling forums, they're going to make it if they try... etc.

I would send him to Clone High.

Oh holy hell! Yes!

(signed up specifically for this)
Id probably try to start an awful band, give up, and watch movies.

I HAVE BROUGHT ANOTHER ESCAPIST INTO THE WORLD!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Politely introduce myself and figure out if he's my evil twin, or if he's the good twin.

 

[Argonian alchemist]

I fight in MMA, so... I'd probably fight him... see how that works out.

 

[Haydyn]

Step 1: Arm Wrestle

Step 2: Fuck with people's heads

Step 3: Duke it out

Step 4: Kareoke

Step 5: Make sweet love

 

[the_nampir]

I would buy a REALLY big trench coat and stand on his shoulders and then go and scare people as a 12'6'' monster man (with awkwardly disproportional arms and legs)

 

[Atticus89]

"So... what's your major?"