You have one free punch.

[danodanz]

Like the title says really.

You have one free punch that can be used on ANYONE. Man, Woman,friend, political figure, celebrity, fictional character (Somehow).

Nobody will question it, nobody will think any more or less of you. All you have is the personal satisfaction of knowing you did it.


Who gets it?

 

[Esotera]

Theresa May, without question. She is absolutely incompetent and if my punch managed to put her out of action for a couple of weeks, I'd willingly go to prison as I'd be doing the country a favour.

 

[Vegosiux]

So uhm, there seem to be glass shards all over my hand and it appears that I need a new mirror...I kid, though that guy really does deserve to get punched sometimes!

Nah, can't decide. Now, if I could line up some people to get a domino effect, maybe I'd put a certain prime minister on the starting end.

 

[exessmirror]

mathieu rebel, he is some guy i know. i would have liked to spend my punch on anyone els but he just had to ruin it. in case you didn't notice i hate him

 

[the_duke_CC]

pope benedict XVI

you have no idea how much i'd relish that opertunity, or if a second punch was added ann widicome.

 

[Joshey Woshey]

The first nationalist I see from any country. I've just been watching Al Murray videos and people are arguing in the comments. IT IS A FUCKING JOKE!!!

Or since Theresa May has been taken I'd happily give Thatcher a slap.

 

[Some_Jackass]

Paul W.S. Anderson.

...Is it kosher to sneak a rock in my hand when I punch?

 

[King of Asgaard]

This guy I know (names won't be given) because he's an annoying little shit who pesters everyone, is aware that he's pestering, and just doesn't care that he's a pain.
Plus, he looks like a vampire bulldog. An opportunity to make him swallow some teeth would make my year.

 

[Jason Taub]

That's not enough for the multitudes of assholes that I want to punch into oblivion

 

[Phasmal]

Wow, I just sat here for a while until I realised I really don't wanna punch anybody.
Maybe I'm just a peace-loving-wuss, but I can't say I have a desire to actually hit anybody.

But, that's not a funny answer, so:
You.
Yes, you.

 

[Dastardly]

I would carry it around on a necklace and use it to threaten folks that were bothering me. "See this? Keep it up, and it's yours." A punch is waaaaaay more useful before it's thrown.

 

[Hollyday]

Alexander Povetkin (World Heavyweight boxing champion), simply because it would be insanely cool to be able to say you'd punched the world heavyweight boxing champion!

Can I get a framed picture of it to hang over the fireplace and keep forever?

 

[SckizoBoy]

May I have knuckle dusters when I dish out my punch? Pretty please?! Knuckle dusters with dinky little spikes on 'em?!?!

George Osborne...

(Please note, I'm usually a Tory supporter FFS... >_< ) God Save Me indeed...

 

[Kathinka]

obama. for lying about closing the american concentration camps and thus spitting on human rights as well as the nobel prize committee.

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

The inventor of "ouchless" band-aids, lying fucker...

 

[Imthatguy]

Paul W.S. Anderson.

...Is it kosher to sneak a rock in my hand when I punch?

WHY? The RE movie are awesome. Maybe not 'true' RE but awesome none the less.


Right at 15:26 TO EVERYONE ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!

Captcha: end of story. In more ways then one captcha

 

[Arif_Sohaib]

Asif Ali Zardari
or Nawaz Sharriff
or Altaf Hussain

 

[Kriptonite]

A punch is waaaaaay more useful before it's thrown.

Never thought about it like that...
I agree with him ^

 

[IndomitableSam]

I would carry it around on a necklace and use it to threaten folks that were bothering me. "See this? Keep it up, and it's yours." A punch is waaaaaay more useful before it's thrown.

This, kinda. I'd save it hoping the right moment would come along... then it would, and I'd think "Well... maybe a BETTER chance will come" and so on. And then I'd never use it. It's like an Elixir - on the last boss and you have a dozen or so, but keep thinking you'll need it later, and then the boss dies and you feel better for not having used them at all.

 

[WaysideMaze]

My younger brother would be a good candidate. Alas, he's protected by my mum...

My boss would be a close second.