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To be fair, that's like kicking the dog that laid the turd you just stepped in, when you should really be beating up the owner who's letting it lay fresh steaming heaps of crap all over town.LordFish said:
By which I mean Simon Cowell's far worse than any one off, forgettable talent show winner.
Of course you're entitled to your choice however
I also could have used mine more effectively aiming it at the Conservative party, but damn, Cameron, Osbourne, Gove, HOW can you choose from such a range of eminently punchable faces?
Gove is probably most punchable, but the other two seem even more deserving.
I want to punch David Cameron because he is a smug idiot and he doesn't know his bottom from his elbow.
(everyone wave to the Secret Service! Hai Guyz!)
I got your back @SenseofTumour! no worries
(everyone wave to the Secret Service! Hai Guyz!)
I got your back @SenseofTumour! no worries
Rick Santorum. Rick Santorum. Rick Santorum. Don't care if anyone here is offended by that. The guy is an intolerant fuckin idiot. I started typing Mitt Romney at first and then I realized I hate Santorum above all of them. And then now as I'm typing this again I'm realizing I'd also like to give Michele Bachmann a nice punch in the face so she's a close second. She doesn't offend me the way Santorum does. I think she's just stupid and needs some sense knocked into her. And just incase someone is offended by the choice of Santorum, I'd punch Hitler. Yeah. He was a bad guy, he could have used a nice punch in the face.
I'm an 80's kid from up North.LordFish said:SenseOfTumour said:So much Tory hatin, deep down, we all know, they're all as bad as each otherMoonlight Butterfly said:
Nothing is worse than the Conservatives.
Not even spiders.
Glass Jaw ricky is always a good choice. Just for the lawls of it all.
THoughd Id have to say id punch a dwarf sawfish. just to make red mad.
THoughd Id have to say id punch a dwarf sawfish. just to make red mad.
I want to give myself one right on the jaw for forgetting to do a couple of job appliances before deadline. But I am probably going to need that jaw intact tomorrow when I visit the local newspaper office...
Yay for cheap ways to avoid punishing yourself!
Yay for cheap ways to avoid punishing yourself!
I would honestly go back in time and find the very first smug asshole who ever lived and give him the most serious Falcon Punch ever. That's for making the 'smug' emotion come into existance and ruin everything!
Right in the face!
Right in the face!
Harper, Canada's PM. Lying bastards completely abandoned eastern Canada for Alberta and Saskatchewan. Can't wait for him to be voted out next election.
David Cameron and the way he keeps shitting on the poor and working class while him and hes rich chums get rich off of our backs. Cameron probably ain't done an honest days work in he's life since i don't think feeding off the blood and tears of the poor counts as an honest days work. The fucking parasite.
Off note: It warms my heart that there are fellow haters of the government, and yes LordFish they are all as bad as each other.
Edit: Damn Moonlight Butterfly beat me too it. Least it means cameron is softened up for another round.
Off note: It warms my heart that there are fellow haters of the government, and yes LordFish they are all as bad as each other.
Edit: Damn Moonlight Butterfly beat me too it. Least it means cameron is softened up for another round.
I would punch Hitler because why not. Actually let me rephrase that - I would punch him after he got denied to art school and tell him that art school was bad, and go apply to a different one. >.>;;
Old boss of mine. He was a scumbag who's knee-jerk reaction to anything that didn't go 100% his way was to YELL at the top of his lungs. He would ask us to perform a task and would end the request by saying "do it, or I'll find someone that will." He liked waving stacks of applications at us. He was fired, but not because he was a sexist asshole that worked my girlfriend at the time ten times harder than he worked me (forcing her to clean windows but refusing to let me do it), but he was also a ephebophile. This pretty much makes him the worst person I know. I would punch him any day of the week.
I'd punch Mahatma Gandhi while wearing the Union Jack as a cape.
Alternatively I'd punch Mohammed Ali.
Alternatively I'd punch Mohammed Ali.
I would save it, just so that I always know what I could get away with. It's an immediate confidence booster in any situation: Someone giving you shit? You know. And you learn to pick your battles, and to be very selective, to the point where either the moment you finally choose to do it is the noblest possible, or you never do, and you die knowing that you were given the opportunity to harm someone and never did it.