You have one free punch.

[Dastardly]

I like your plan, Dastardly. Too bad I'm using my punch on you! Ah ha!

You'll be disappointed. I'll just cry and cry. Like a baby. A hungry, angry baby.

 

[Kapri]

Glenn Beck. Do I really have to explain why?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

George Galloway.
As hard as I can.
In his kidney.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I would punch...Danny Trejo. In the fist. So he knows that he is the best.

My brother says he would punch Abraham Lincoln >_>

 

[Zetatrain]

Obama... for being exactly like Bush, but with more sophisticated rhetoric and oratory skills. Or the American people in general (with one big fist) for continually being duped into voting for people who have no real interest in helping them or the country.

Might as well just punch humanity while you're at it.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

Stephen Harper, this man is trying to destroy Canada, I want to give him a good solid punch to the solar plexus... Sweatervest man shall fall!

 

[TheMann]

I suppose there are a lot of world leaders who have made people unhappy, ruthless dictators that have and continue to slaughter and oppress and even more criminals that simply commit violent acts against individuals who usually don't deserve it. However, that seems like a bit of a canned response, and wouldn't really solve any of my problems.

So, I'll settle for the punching the fucker that stole my jacket. It was leather; I like leather. It was nice and warm, even the lining could be zipped out even it wasn't that cold out. It was a damn good jacket. Some asshole swiped it out of a cab I was taking home when I took it off just for a few minutes. Fuck that guy, I'm getting my jacket back...

PUNCH!!!

 

[Dfskelleton]

Zak Bagans.
Ugh, just looking at that man fills me with hatred, let alone hearing his awful voice babble on about "Serious Ghost Business."

 

[Nexoram]

Joffrey Baratheon. The actor for him is so good, I really do want to punch him.

 

[Zantos]

There are a number of people in my personal life, but I think particularly my old flatmate. He's one of those people that will say something for no other reason than to piss you off. A year of that and he's a very good target for my free punch.

Or Prof. Brian Cox, he made my old job really damn annoying. Having to spend most of my time talking to prospective students how studying physics is actually difficult. And he has a stupid face.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Joffrey Baratheon. The actor for him is so good, I really do want to punch him.

George R.R. Martin called the actor and said "Congratulations. Great job, everyone hates you."

OT: That one guy who did that thing. He knows what he did.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

obama. for lying about closing the american concentration camps and thus spitting on human rights as well as the nobel prize committee.

Obama would totally kick your ass. With a look.
And that last bit is innaccurate, despite what you hear on the news, do some research.
(I will concede that nobody knows why he got a nobel prize, that's a stumper)


Umm, I'd probably punch either Casey Hudson, Peter Molyneux, Jim Sterling or Justin Bieber.

(Weeelll, Casey and Jim are reedeming themselves, slowly but surely. So Bieber or Molyneux)

 

[spartan231490]

One punch is meaningless, it won't satisfy me, it will just remind me how many people are out there that deserve it but won't get it.

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

The Queen, definitely the Queen. All the fun of punching a little old lady combined with the joy of punching a useless royal, I'd also like to give a little wave just like the Queen does just after.... if that is permitted.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

Some ***** I knew a long time ago.

She's just about the only woman in the world I'd be glad to punch.

 

[everythingbeeps]

Like the title says really.

You have one free punch that can be used on ANYONE. Man, Woman,friend, political figure, celebrity, fictional character (Somehow).

Nobody will question it, nobody will think any more or less of you. All you have is the personal satisfaction of knowing you did it.


Who gets it?

You had to ruin it, huh.

The personal satisfaction of knowing I did it isn't enough. I want everyone else to be satisfied I did it as well.

As for who it would be....tough choice. So many ultra-conservatives to choose from, and on any given day my choice might be different. But if forced, I'd have to say....Paul Ryan.

 

[MammothBlade]

Tony Blair. Smug, slimy bastard gets on my nerves even today.

 

[Techno Squidgy]

Simon Cowell. Only I'd time travel back 7th October 1959. THE DAY HE WAS BORN.

 

[Kathinka]

obama. for lying about closing the american concentration camps and thus spitting on human rights as well as the nobel prize committee.

Obama would totally kick your ass. With a look.
And that last bit is innaccurate, despite what you hear on the news, do some research.
(I will concede that nobody knows why he got a nobel prize, that's a stumper)


Umm, I'd probably punch either Casey Hudson, Peter Molyneux, Jim Sterling or Justin Bieber.

(Weeelll, Casey and Jim are reedeming themselves, slowly but surely. So Bieber or Molyneux)

well i'm rather tiny and of very non-threatening physique, so yeah, he could fold me like a piece of paper. that's why this is a free punch.

though still, it isn't exactly rocket science. and yes i did research. he said he would close the camps. he didn't. he lied. so they continue to exist and continue to be one of the worst u.s. crimes in recent history. and no one can tell me that he wouldn't have the power to do it if he wanted to. i don't buy that.