You know, some time ago there was a story in the german news that, as we say here on the internet, really rustled my particular jimmies. I don't usually get angry at people i don't know personally but this one time it happened. So, there's this guy named Marcus Eberhard who was in jail for human trafficking, illegal prostitution, robbery and a lot of stuff i can't remember right now. A criminal and all around scumbag by all accounts. Being pretty much a minor villain of a nineties gangster flick apparently made him enough money to buy himself into nobility so he can slap the title "von Anhalt" onto his name. Alright, so this guy was in the news because he wanted to pay for the graduation party of some students who couldn't afford it. Which, as you'd assume assume, wasn't out of philanthropie. I went onto his Facebook profile, which was linked in the article and saw the biggest pile of self glorifying wankery i have ever seen in my life. If there's a guy who needs a good, strong punch in the face it's that jackass.