"You have sexy armpits, ya know?" "Why, thank you, I just... Wait. Did you just say 'armpits?'"

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Swollen Goat said:
Are you sleep deprived again, by the way?
....Maybe just a little bit, yes. :p
But not enough so that can be blamed for this entire thing.
 

LongAndShort

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I find a nice pair of feet attractive. And not in the way you think. You see, I absolutely hate feet; I hate my feet, I hate most other people's feet and I hate seeing feet. I don't wear thongs (that's Australian for flip-flops) and I don't like others in thongs (FLIP FLOPS!). A nice pair of feet compared to a bad pair of feet to me is like comparing a punch in the arm compared to a punch in the face. Otherwise I'd prefer it if she (if there was a 'she' - God I'm lonely!) wore socks.
 

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If the armpit is part of a hot girl and shaven then yes, the armpit is sexy.
 

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Armpits, no.

As far as the 'unusual' parts of anatomy go, I'd say elongated canid teeth, specifically the lower pair. 's not a vampire thing.
 

RhombusHatesYou

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ProfessorLayton said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Being male, 37, straight and single I don't think there's a part of the female physique that I wouldn't find sexy and/or arousing.
How about the area of someone's gums after they get teeth pulled where their teeth used to be? Sorry, that was dumb...
Oh, I could tell you stories...


.. but I won't as I don't particularly feel like being banned today.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
Oh, I could tell you stories...


.. but I won't as I don't particularly feel like being banned today.
I can only imagine what kinds of stories you would have... I actually really don't want to hear them... apologies...
 

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Eyes.

Eyes convey a wide assortment of emotions from deep within a persons subconscious, and right on the surface.

I'm not attracted to the eye itself, but rather the color and emotion its displaying.
 

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Armpits... um... They are... I'm sorry, I really really did not expect... I can't... WHAT?! I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
OT:I guess you could say I find a person's, um, whats the word, oh yeah, PERSONALITY very sexy.
 

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Well I would interpret it more as the deodorant would make your armpits feel sexier in comparison to having unshaved armpits (if your a girl), or spraying a deodorant that will cake to your armpits in powder or made it feel sticky or something which would feel gross and not sexy.

Armpits and sexy don't really belong in the same sentence for me though. I mean if the guy had terrible smelly armpits, used a deodorant that was noticeable to see or feel, or he had ingrown hairs or something than that would be really unsexy so in comparison I guess there could be sexy armpits. It's not really a thing though.

Personally I love guys that have really nice hands: shapely and long fingers, not ridiculously small hands or anything but I'm not a fan of huge gorilla man hands. It is one of the first things that I look at in a guy. I also like to watch people do things with their hands for exactly this reason like typing, playing games, fixing anything, driving, you get the idea.

I also like guys tummys. I've never dated anyone super muscular (not fat or even a bit on the chubby side, just not incredibly fit) and most of them have just a bit of tummy. My last boyfriend was really selfconscious about it and it was lovely. I think that has more to do with that really attractive people, well not even really attractive but people who look generic like people in magazines or anything with people that look like what you'd expect naked or shirtless or whatever, it's not like you're really seeing them naked because they're concealed in their own faultlessness, so seeing someone that isn't like that is just so much more intense. Or something.
 

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I know for sure that there is a specific fetish for armpits, and armpit related sexual acts. I personally don't have any interest in that, but what fetishes other people like is their own thing. So I'm not gonna sit here and tell them they're wrong or something, but that is a little odd to hear that line in a commercial.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
AceAngel said:
I say boy, Armpit Wanks are the new Breast Wanks!
'Pitjobs are old school.

Reverse shoulder blade squeeze is where it's at.
How's is that feeling boy? I heard it's as good if not then, I say, ear-intercourse.
 

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TriggerUnhappy said:
I'm not quite sure why, but my top one would probably be a girl's midriff.
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Cheerleaders, showing how it's done
Essentially this.

Also, I like the neck area. No idea why (and no I'm not a vampire)
 

RhombusHatesYou

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AceAngel said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
AceAngel said:
I say boy, Armpit Wanks are the new Breast Wanks!
'Pitjobs are old school.

Reverse shoulder blade squeeze is where it's at.
How's is that feeling boy? I heard it's as good if not then, I say, ear-intercourse.
Not quite as good as a flipperjob but it's hard finding girls with the right physical deformities for that.