You have the world in your hands!!

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

 

[KelsieKatt]

I'd cut scientific funding into useless endeavors like space exploration and increase military funding.

As soon as I started to read this post, I was hoping it would lead into "useless endeavors like cell-phone technology and other over-abused gadgets."

Sadly, I was disappointed.

 

[Uzbekistan]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

CHEESE FOREVER

Man, OP sounds like he would be the worst King ever.

I was hoping I'd be a good king!!

 

[FateOrFatality]

Man, OP sounds like he would be the worst King ever.

I was hoping I'd be a good king!!

Despite all the genocide, city razing, surprise sterilizations, forced wealth distribution, legalising harmful susbtances and mistreatment of prisoners? Seriously?

 

[Uzbekistan]

Man, OP sounds like he would be the worst King ever.

I was hoping I'd be a good king!!

Despite all the genocide, city razing, surprise sterilizations, forced wealth distribution, legalising harmful susbtances and mistreatment of prisoners? Seriously?

Yep!

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Cut military spending and fund scientific research with the money, particularly space exploration and human enhancement.

This, along with a making a stripper amusement park. Yes this includes rollercoasters. (Hey, all those military people need something to take their edge off after they lose their job.)

 

[Vegosiux]

Question is, just what one'd be needing military for if they were the supreme ruler? I mean, parades would get boring after a while.

 

[Vault101]

As soon as I read the title of this thread, my brain deciding to imagine the concept in a completely literal fashion. So, I immediately found myself with an overwhelming urge to slap my hands together and squish it.

In response to the topic though... I'd probably kill off about 90% of the population. Or maybe just straight up destroy the entire thing, including myself. No, I'm not joking.

....and what did I ever do to you?

EDIT: in fact lets add to that...what about my mum, my dad my familiy my dog, my freinds...your mum your family and your freinds, your teacher, the old man down the street, you gradparents everyone who youve ever talked to

what the fuck did they do to you?....apologies but I find this kind of upsetting,

anyway I guess Id try and solve the worlds problems....and get rid of relaity TV

 

[Smallells]

Well, I'd probably not do much initially. Make Britain's anthem at the Olympics 'Requiem for a Tower'- mainly because I've had it in my head for the past two days- instead of 'God save the (fricken) King/Queen'. Make America's anthem into 'Time Warp' because it's funny, and I'm not cruel enough to put it as something bad.
You know, just mess around with the idea for a few years.
Point to someone on the street: "You, Sir! I want you to slap your own face! MWAHAHA"
Then.....I don't know, promote world peace or something? Some boring stuff like that.
Then I get onto the really important stuff.
Like creating an army of bears. Reintroducing the bear as a pet. SOMETHING ABOUT BEARS! WHY BEARS? DON'T QUESTION ME, I RULE THE WORLD!!!
It's gonna be fun guys, I promise =D

 

[Vault101]

Lets imagine it this way:

It is five mintues into the future. Some things have changed but not much. Through reasons I will let you explain, you have become the King/Queen/Emperor/Empress of Earth. What do you do with it?

I would personally start selecting people for experimentation to reverse some common diseases. Cull people who do not have common sense. Take away as many bullets as I could. Legalize drugs and create entire districts in where it would be perfectly legal to smoke/shoot as much shit as you want, but if you die there, the owner would dispose of your body how they wish. Have prisoners start sorting through landfills and picking out things that could be recycled. Community service would be the same as prisoners. Raze entire citys and have planing that would make sense. A populace that could speak at least two languages from the moment they're born. Slipping sterilization products into the waters in select areas where overpopulation is a problem. Leveying higher taxes for the rich and/or forcing them to become philiantopists. Teaching third world countries how to diversify. Protect forests, oceans and animals so we have a world ten mintues into the future. What would you do?


EDIT: The idea I am proposing is also called "Years in the Future, but Not Many." IT IS NOT A LITERAL FIVE MINTUES INTO THE FUTURE. Read more about it here. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture]

I think steralizing people..WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT is kind of wrong

surely there are ways around it..like encouraging not having kids or adoption

 

[Vegosiux]

Like creating an army of bears. Reintroducing the bear as a pet. SOMETHING ABOUT BEARS! WHY BEARS? DON'T QUESTION ME, I RULE THE WORLD!!!

So instead of the right to bear arms, everyone will have the right to arm bears?

 

[Uzbekistan]

I think steralizing people..WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT is kind of wrong

surely there are ways around it..like encouraging not having kids or adoption

And what would you propose you would do when people kept having kids anyway? Urge them harder to not have kids?

What I was thinking would be a small dosage, so only a few people are completely sterile and the rest... just not as fertile. I would still promote those things publicly. And please do note that I said only in the problem areas, which means the places that are overcrowded (IE: India or China or Egypt)

 

[Uzbekistan]

Well, I'd probably not do much initially. Make Britain's anthem at the Olympics 'Requiem for a Tower'- mainly because I've had it in my head for the past two days- instead of 'God save the (fricken) King/Queen'. Make America's anthem into 'Time Warp' because it's funny, and I'm not cruel enough to put it as something bad.
You know, just mess around with the idea for a few years.
Point to someone on the street: "You, Sir! I want you to slap your own face! MWAHAHA"
Then.....I don't know, promote world peace or something? Some boring stuff like that.
Then I get onto the really important stuff.
Like creating an army of bears. Reintroducing the bear as a pet. SOMETHING ABOUT BEARS! WHY BEARS? DON'T QUESTION ME, I RULE THE WORLD!!!
It's gonna be fun guys, I promise =D

I not only like you, but your post and your icon.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

Boy am I glad you aren't really in charge then.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

Damnit.... i Dropped the Globe Do to Passing out from lack of sleep...

 

[Crazy]

Sex education is a must, and prostitution is hyped. Sex slaves will be everywhere. Condoms will be in a more high demand, STD's will be researched and funded heavily for cures so no problems arrive in sex.

 

[Robert Ewing]

I'd assume it was fate or some shit like that, and continue on as everyone must expect me to.

I will be a fair but stern ruler. The thing about a unified planet is that capitalism doesn't really work... Since trading is impossible among other things. So the society will probably be socialist.

But yeah, increase infrastructure, increase health care, increase scientific spending.

Decrease military spending, decrease propaganda and aid, decrease military research.

 

[Scars Unseen]

Cut military spending and fund scientific research with the money, particularly space exploration and human enhancement.

This, along with a making a stripper amusement park. Yes this includes rollercoasters. (Hey, all those military people need something to take their edge off after they lose their job.)

Why pursue these as separate endeavors? Make an amusement park with scientifically enhanced strippers... IN SPACE! Exploration is encouraged.

 

[Vault101]

I think steralizing people..WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT is kind of wrong

surely there are ways around it..like encouraging not having kids or adoption

And what would you propose you would do when people kept having kids anyway? Urge them harder to not have kids?

What I was thinking would be a small dosage, so only a few people are completely sterile and the rest... just not as fertile. I would still promote those things publicly. And please do note that I said only in the problem areas, which means the places that are overcrowded (IE: India or China or Egypt)

oh sure...its totally OK then!

it doesnt change anything, its NOT thier choice....you are fucking up somone reproductive systm WITHOUT them knowing, they will find out evenutally.....this is NOT somthing that should be decided by somone else, I dont know if having children is a right but its a big fucking deal...and its not right or ethical to take that away from somone...over population be damned

anyway peopel have less kids if theres less poverty..so it seems