You have three TRIVIAL wishes!

[Dogstile]

I want £200 booze money a year

I want every collectors edition that I want, brought for me randomly

I want a more powerful genie

 

[Dango]

I wish for a copy of Dragon Age 2 for PC.

I wish for a Sega Dreamcast.

And I wish for the original "Pomf" video to be un-removed from Youtube.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I want my cat to stop banging on my door to wake me up.

lmfao, what? I used to have a cat, they can't "bang" on anything. They're soft and small...i can't even picture how it goes about banging on your door, let alone how it's loud enough to wake you up. Sounds like an awesome cat though.

Get on hind legs.

Place paws on not-100%-tight wooden door.

Apply pressure.

Shakes door in it's frame, making noise.

FUCKING ANNOYING.

 

[LogicNProportion]

I use all three wishes for infinite genies.

 

[Lenvoran]

1. Never have to get my hair cut to look good (shaving included).
2. Don't have to shower and deodorize to stay clean and unsmelly.
3. All food I make to be cooked and prepared instantly.

 

[Haydyn]

1. All the dents and scratches on my car to be fixed.

2. A sequel to Dragon Age/Fable that is better than the original.

3. Hair that never needs to be cut or styled but looks damn good.

 

[ryai458]

This.

 

[LostTimeLady]

I'd wish for a tidy bedroom for a month,
I'd wish that my laptop touch mouse would stop playing up,
And the contents of my hypothetical amazon.co.uk wish list bought (it's a pretty short list consiting of maybe 3 DVDs, a book, a 7 part manga series and an audio book).

Trival enough?

Hmmm... I've just noticed that when the wishes are trivial I end up thinking a lot about myself, cos given the usual three wishes of any size or magnitiude, I'm there wishing for world peace and the abolishment of Uni fees for all students etc etc etc. Interesting...

Ok, revamped list:

I'd wish for my whole house to be clean and tidy for a month,
I wish that the sink would stop blocking up in the bathroom,
But I still want my laptop mouse to stop playing up. It's really rather a bother.

 

[thylasos]

A cup of coffee, some new biros, and a psychology textbook.

 

[Kjakings]

I wish my damned headphone lead would stop getting itself stuck on and around things so it stops falling the hell off every single time I move.

 

[EllEzDee]

I want my cat to stop banging on my door to wake me up.

lmfao, what? I used to have a cat, they can't "bang" on anything. They're soft and small...i can't even picture how it goes about banging on your door, let alone how it's loud enough to wake you up. Sounds like an awesome cat though.

Get on hind legs.

Place paws on not-100%-tight wooden door.

Apply pressure.

Shakes door in it's frame, making noise.

FUCKING ANNOYING.

And THIS...is why cats are awesome.

 

[awmperry]

1 - I wish I had the patience and opportunity to actually practice playing my instruments (drums, piano, trumpet, bass) enough to get, y'know, good.

2 - I wish my next scratch card (Swedish thing - "Trisslott") would show three 100,000 SEK with a x10 multiplier.

3 - I wish my wife's back problems were cured.

 

[wulfy42]

Wish I could grow a big ol' beard!

Wish everything I own would work

Wish I had trivial amounts of money at all times.

You do realize you just wished to be broke all the time right?

 

[Baldry]

Wish I could grow a big ol' beard!

Wish everything I own would work

Wish I had trivial amounts of money at all times.

You do realize you just wished to be broke all the time right?

I realise I should be specific and say something like I always have a base amount of trivial money or that I have a constant flow of trivial money but yeaaah...