You have ultimate power over everything for one day.What do you do?

[Nihilism Theory]

Im curious to hear what people would do given the chance.
me for one, id like to lunge wildly at the pope..

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Whatever the fuck I feel like.

Edit: 2000 Posts! Party!!!

 

[Nihilism Theory]

Whatever the fuck I feel like.

how very creative...

 

[ZeeClone]

Destroy Belgium. Utterly.

Don't ask.

 

[Nihilism Theory]

NOT BELGIUM!!!
haha

 

[Jamous]

Simply set it so that everybody's immunity systems were relatively fool-proof, put a competent knowledgeable person on the 'throne' of every place in the world, Prove/disprove all religions (find the truth etc.etc.), Set in place a system within nature that effectively locks a place down when conflict gets too high up a scale. GROW THE WORLD BIGGA! Feed everyone. Sort most people out financially. And make myself an infinite debit card. And that's all within the first moment. I'd just start mucking about with the rest of the universe after that.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Whatever the fuck I feel like.

how very creative...

I have Ultimate power over everything. That comment makes you first to feel my wrath.

Seriously though, if I needed to think, I'd stop time for a bit. Otherwise I'd do whatever pops into my head.

 

[Charlie_Brown]

Slow the Earth's rotation so "one day" lasts a very long time.

Then I'd go get laid. Lots.

 

[ae86gamer]

Make everyone give each other high fives. That would solve everything. Also, high fives rule, they're free!

 

[Pezzer]

Make days last 5,000,000,000,000 longer.

Create an inter-cosmos railgun and take out nearby planets with it.

And then think of something else to do.

 

[Pezzer]

Slow the Earth's rotation so "one day" lasts a very long time.

Damn! I was writing my post while you posted this, you beat me too it.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

first I'd laugh very evil-y kinda like this
[HEADING=1]MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!![/HEADING]
then I'd then I'd blaitently insult anyone who has diffferent ways of looking at things,
then I'd let them experience my mind and there for make their heads explode,
finally I'd will a talking dragon into existance and fly around the universe playing a wicked ass guitar solo and a wicked ass drum solo simutainiosly (there is no "day or night" in space so I could do it until I get bored)

 

[Fingerprint]

I'd discover the meaning of life and not tell anyone.

Hmm, on second thoughts I'd probably be more useful to discover the question to the meaning of life...

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

End all the world's woes...

 

[SmartIdiot]

Turn all lawyers into floating refridgerators.

Cookie for the first person to get the reference.

 

[tic-tank]

Simply set it so that everybody's immunity systems were relatively fool-proof, put a competent knowledgeable person on the 'throne' of every place in the world, Prove/disprove all religions (find the truth etc.etc.), Set in place a system within nature that effectively locks a place down when conflict gets too high up a scale. GROW THE WORLD BIGGA! Feed everyone. Sort most people out financially. And make myself an infinite debit card. And that's all within the first moment. I'd just start mucking about with the rest of the universe after that.

Ah, what a Eutopia. I wonder what life would be like if all of that came to be, and what do you mean by 'locking down a part of nature'?

 

[TheMatt]

Bang the shit out of Meaghan Fox repeatedly. Seriously, make her rue the day she was born with a vagina.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd discover the meaning of life and not tell anyone.

Hmm, on second thoughts I'd probably be more useful to discover the question to the meaning of life...

yeah good thinking cause we all know god's last message and the ultimate answer

 

[Pezzer]

Make days last 5,000,000,000,000 longer.

Create an inter-cosmos railgun and take out nearby planets with it.

And then think of something else to do.

And eventually I'd do what the Immortals in the Hitchhiker's Guide do, Insult every person in the world individually.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Sink Asia and solve the population boom...more resources for us!