You have ultimate power over everything for one day.What do you do?

[coldwarkid]

I'd fix my washing machine that has been on the blink for the past 6 months because no plumber will touch it with a bargepole.

Then I would call upon Jack Black's eyebrows to dance for me.

 

[Spawny0908]

Simply set it so that everybody's immunity systems were relatively fool-proof, put a competent knowledgeable person on the 'throne' of every place in the world, Prove/disprove all religions (find the truth etc.etc.), Set in place a system within nature that effectively locks a place down when conflict gets too high up a scale. GROW THE WORLD BIGGA! Feed everyone. Sort most people out financially. And make myself an infinite debit card. And that's all within the first moment. I'd just start mucking about with the rest of the universe after that.

in 2012 I'm voting for you!!!

 

[D.C.]

develop a potion that would give me ultimate power over everything forever... then take my sweet time to do all the things i enjoy... and wipe out my enemies and people that annoy me

 

[JoeyTribbiani]

Control Time.

 

[Guestowel]

I don't believe in ultimate power

 

[traceur_]

Declare myself ultimate ruler of Earth until death, then have everyone I don't like killed, I'd get laid, a lot, release prototype right now, slap a *****, set up wireless, global-super-broadband internet, destroy 4chan, destroy scientology and kick every scientologist in the balls before kicking them off a cliff, in the case of hot, female scientologists I'd have my way with them and then kick them off the cliff.

Oh also I'd round up all the twitards, conspiracy theorists and other stupid folk, put them on and aircraft carrier, get in my monster truck and chase the down, crushing them or laughing at them as they leap into the sea.

Then do whatever I wanted as ruler of earth for the rest of my life.

 

[Jamous]

Simply set it so that everybody's immunity systems were relatively fool-proof, put a competent knowledgeable person on the 'throne' of every place in the world, Prove/disprove all religions (find the truth etc.etc.), Set in place a system within nature that effectively locks a place down when conflict gets too high up a scale. GROW THE WORLD BIGGA! Feed everyone. Sort most people out financially. And make myself an infinite debit card. And that's all within the first moment. I'd just start mucking about with the rest of the universe after that.

Ah, what a Eutopia. I wonder what life would be like if all of that came to be, and what do you mean by 'locking down a part of nature'?

Iunno. Perhaps it just randomly scatters each and every one of them into a magical field where they're continually chased by giant wolves until they calm down.

 

[Jamous]

Simply set it so that everybody's immunity systems were relatively fool-proof, put a competent knowledgeable person on the 'throne' of every place in the world, Prove/disprove all religions (find the truth etc.etc.), Set in place a system within nature that effectively locks a place down when conflict gets too high up a scale. GROW THE WORLD BIGGA! Feed everyone. Sort most people out financially. And make myself an infinite debit card. And that's all within the first moment. I'd just start mucking about with the rest of the universe after that.

in 2012 I'm voting for you!!!

WOOOO!!!

I'd probably log on here and ask you guys for ideas.

That would probably be a VERY bad idea.

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

I'd make the world a perfect place, as others have described in previous posts. Then, at the last instant, I would revert it to the normal state with everybody remembering that day. I'd be curious to see if people actually like perfection, and try to strive towards a perfect society, or just continue as they were. If almost nothing changes, I will declare that I officially lost my faith in humanity, hijack a space ship, and build myself a base on the moon.

 

[j0z]

This is what I would do:
1.) Give me that power for ever and ever.
2.) Make myself immortal
3.) Make my friends and family immortal
4.) Create a giant robot army
5.) Use said robot army to take over the world.
6.) Create a huge space station/ factory to create an interstellar fleet.
7.) Take over the galaxy.
8.) Create The Force so there can be Jedi

 

[El Poncho]

i would cure world hunger (attempt to atleast)

 

[wolfy098]

give myself extra YEARS duh honestly

 

[Jambolaty]

run around for awhile copletley butt naked, then make it so everyone randomly flew up into the air everey few minutes and went into full ragdoll. That would be fun to watch.

 

[CNKFan]

One-Build a Death Star
Two-Cure and stop every diesease
Three-remove all mentally retarded people(mean I know, but I haven't decided on curing it or vaporising them.)
Four-Make sure my powers lasted forever
Five-Set out on conquering the universe in my awesome Death Star.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

Modify my bed so that whenever I lay down in it I fall asleep.
Then sleep.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Im curious to hear what people would do given the chance.
me for one, id like to lunge wildly at the pope..

I hope you gave Bill Bailey credit for that.

OT I would probably do the smart thing and do nothing all day cause im sure id fuck it all up somehow

 

[Lord George]

Extend my power for all eternity and then shape the world and its people in my image, in other words. BECOME GOD.

Or just magic up the perfect sandvich. Both are good.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Destroy Belgium. Utterly.

Don't ask.

Someone dosnt like either chocolate or kiddy fiddling. Im gonna asume its the latter.

 

[HellRaid]

Convert humanity into a superior race where nobody is stupid.

Then blow shit up.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I would make myself into.... A GOD!!