You have ultimate power over everything for one day.What do you do?
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I would use the power to grant myself the power forever. If I have Ultimate Power for one day, and hence cannot have Ultimate Power ever again, then I would give myself close-to-but-not-quite Ultimate Power forever. And then for the remainder of the day i would do this like punching terrorists and idiots in the face, as well as make sure nobody flies off the eath when you people who want to slow it down to make a day longer slow the earths rotation down, causing everything to continue moving at the previous speed. Perhaps cure AIDs, if I remembered, and then do some vigilante shenanigans.
edit: I'd make myself live a long time, but immortality sucks.
edit: I'd make myself live a long time, but immortality sucks.
First things first... I'd make it so my powers last until the end of time. Then I'd make it so time never ended.
Make myself more muscular, and give myself the ability to grow facial hair in a timely manner.
Instantly give myself 500000000049 Trillion Dollars in my bank account.
Build a massive spaceship large enough to comfortably house 50,000 people and capable of interstellar travel, keep it in storage for future use.
Create my perfect woman. Get married and have babies with said woman.
Get an assload of medieval weapons.
Destroy 4-chan and re-educate every single Troll... all the uncooperatives get exploded Dr.Manhattan style.
Hang out with Jesus.
Get myself and Jesus laid.
Add a second moon to earth, one capable of supporting human life. The moon has its own plants and animals exclusive to that moon. Start a human colony on said moon.
Meet Dane Cook. Go drinking with him and Jesus.
Create Duke Nukem Forever.
Give myself a PS3 and a DSi.
Create something that allows you to experience the internet with your senses and interact with the people on the Escapist. Make it only on the Escapist.
Edit:
Make Pokemon real... get rid of the stupid ones.
Go on a Pokemon Adventure.
Make myself more muscular, and give myself the ability to grow facial hair in a timely manner.
Instantly give myself 500000000049 Trillion Dollars in my bank account.
Build a massive spaceship large enough to comfortably house 50,000 people and capable of interstellar travel, keep it in storage for future use.
Create my perfect woman. Get married and have babies with said woman.
Get an assload of medieval weapons.
Destroy 4-chan and re-educate every single Troll... all the uncooperatives get exploded Dr.Manhattan style.
Hang out with Jesus.
Get myself and Jesus laid.
Add a second moon to earth, one capable of supporting human life. The moon has its own plants and animals exclusive to that moon. Start a human colony on said moon.
Meet Dane Cook. Go drinking with him and Jesus.
Create Duke Nukem Forever.
Give myself a PS3 and a DSi.
Create something that allows you to experience the internet with your senses and interact with the people on the Escapist. Make it only on the Escapist.
Edit:
Make Pokemon real... get rid of the stupid ones.
Go on a Pokemon Adventure.
I would make everyone intrinsically good, to encourage a faster pace toward an effective utopia without all the risk of screwing up the equation. Things would eventually sort out to that end, but far faster.
I would then create a free easily searchable compendium of the totality of scientific knowledge. Every property of every material, every reaction, every particle, every mathematical equation to describe every phenomenon. Nothing would be missing.
I would then do the same for the sum of human history, but it would update itself as time passed, to always be current.
I would then grant everyone full understanding of a universal language, in which these compendiums would be written. Individual languages would still exist but the universal language would be understood everywhere by everyone.
I'd give everyone the gift of flight, Neo-style.
Finally, everyone on the planet, including myself, would then sleep the most relaxing, rehabilitating, perfect sleep of our lives, in comfort and safety, until my power went away.
(I'd also pay off all my debts, get a sweet car, restore my motorcycle to mint condition, and grant myself perfect health. Oh, and invincibility and immortality, with the option to die at a time of my choosing.
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I would then create a free easily searchable compendium of the totality of scientific knowledge. Every property of every material, every reaction, every particle, every mathematical equation to describe every phenomenon. Nothing would be missing.
I would then do the same for the sum of human history, but it would update itself as time passed, to always be current.
I would then grant everyone full understanding of a universal language, in which these compendiums would be written. Individual languages would still exist but the universal language would be understood everywhere by everyone.
I'd give everyone the gift of flight, Neo-style.
Finally, everyone on the planet, including myself, would then sleep the most relaxing, rehabilitating, perfect sleep of our lives, in comfort and safety, until my power went away.
(I'd also pay off all my debts, get a sweet car, restore my motorcycle to mint condition, and grant myself perfect health. Oh, and invincibility and immortality, with the option to die at a time of my choosing.
)
I'd teach people how to spell.Orange Monkey said:Hmmm well i'd spend the morning fixing all of the worlds ill's, reducing global warming to its regular stable rate, creating a feul efficient and completely environmentally harmless energy source, spreading tolerance and equality amongst the people of the world.
Than in the afternoon I'd make myself drop-dead-fuckable gorgeuos, create my own little paradise beach that only I, and the people I deem fit, can enter. It will be entirely empty save for a large Beach rental shop/restaurant that is staffed by fifty of the most attractive men in existance, all of which are exteremely horny.
First help the rest of the world, then help myself
Good ideas though...
but...........................................you'd tell me though.......................right?piers789 said:
Probably go back to bed. I've seen too much sci-fi to be stupid enough to use that kind of power.
I would create the city of Rapture, except with all the mutants and shit,
Also, I would fuck beautiful women for the rest of my life.
Also, I would fuck beautiful women for the rest of my life.
Make myself a god here, copy this Universe, leaving out the part where I have to give the power back, move to the copy, shoot this one with a giant ray gun made of lasers that shoot lasers that shoot lasers that shoot lasers ad infinitum, and rule other said Universe until the end of time however the hell I wanted to.
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[li]Find a way to make my power last forever.[/li]
[li]Become immortal.[/li]
[li]Raise my own personal island out of the sea.[/li]
[li]Create a super-secret shadow organization based on said-island that'll secretly run the entire world.[/li]
[li]Invent a gun that can shoot shurikens and lightning.[/li]
[li]Finally learn exactly how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.[/li]
[li]Catapult both "moot" and the 4chan servers into the sun. Ironically claim I did it "for teh lulz".[/li]
[li]Carve my name into the surface of the moon.[/li]
[li]Force a person with anorexia to explain to an Ethiopian village why they throw up everything they eat.[/li]
[li]Destroy 3D Realms. That'll teach that pack of slack asses.[/li]
[li]Turn April Ryan into a real person and then elope.[/li]
[li]Prove that there's no such thing as Global Warming and then take Al Gore's Nobel Prize away from him.[/li]
[/ul]
[li]Find a way to make my power last forever.[/li]
[li]Become immortal.[/li]
[li]Raise my own personal island out of the sea.[/li]
[li]Create a super-secret shadow organization based on said-island that'll secretly run the entire world.[/li]
[li]Invent a gun that can shoot shurikens and lightning.[/li]
[li]Finally learn exactly how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.[/li]
[li]Catapult both "moot" and the 4chan servers into the sun. Ironically claim I did it "for teh lulz".[/li]
[li]Carve my name into the surface of the moon.[/li]
[li]Force a person with anorexia to explain to an Ethiopian village why they throw up everything they eat.[/li]
[li]Destroy 3D Realms. That'll teach that pack of slack asses.[/li]
[li]Turn April Ryan into a real person and then elope.[/li]
[li]Prove that there's no such thing as Global Warming and then take Al Gore's Nobel Prize away from him.[/li]
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