You haven't played Mass Effect 2 until...

[Knight Templar]

You

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Tell the illusive man to fuck off

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Joker, lose this channel.

So very worth making such a powerful enemy.

 

[Khazoth]

Until you get to this part in the main plot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7aU0sLAcs8&feature=related

 

[Squaseghost]

Until (at least, for me) you've geeked out SUPER hardcore when Legion teaches you about the geth...

ZOMG

 

[Squaseghost]

You havn't played ME2 until you see Legion doing the robot

wut.

HOW DID YOU SEE THIS

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

...until you played as Joker.

 

[Doug]

]...until you played as Joker.

I want a 'break arm' command for when I'm playing him Ok, I know, I know, going to hell when I die now.

 

[ian528]

Have played through Mass Effect 1 again getting to level 60 being rich making all the choices you want to experience the game differently. Oh and played the game through at least once with a starting character in ME2.

 

[ChipSandwich]

-Pull a guy out of cover and throw him 30 ft into the air .

 

[Uszi]

Until you've rage quit because you just died and your last save was 30 minutes ago.

 

[Delock]

...until you hear mordin tell your male shepard he's not interested because you forgot to talk to your real romance subplot below deck for the official conversation piece that seals the deal.

...until you hear garrus and tali talk about the elevators

...until you KNOW the Sir Issac Newton IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A ***** IN SPACE!

...until everyone survives

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...until you realize that playing as male paragon shepard actually pays off with the following people being interested in you Miranda, Jack, Tali, Kelly, that one asari from the Thorian of the first game, a nameless krogan female, slight hints from a quarian on the citadel, the police woman from noveria returning on the asari world, The RACHNI QUEEN (really don't ask), samara (I think), morridan, ashley, liara, the consort, and any other woman you saved on a side mission. It's getting to the point that ME3 might have you seduce a reaper.

 

[Connor Lonske]

... you probed Uranus.

 

[Fappy]

Until you've been hit on by four characters in the span of ten minutes. (Keep Parasini and Shiala alive in ME1 *wink*)

 

[tetron]

Got so tired of the vorcha and their damn health regen that you ran up to a single one and yelled "regenerate from this asshole !" shoved the cain in his face and let er rip. Got rid of my anger at vorcha and fulfilled my personal goal to use the cain on a small fry in one go.

 

[Jento113]

you've seen the look on a krogen's face after been headbutted by a human

Ninja'd.

HOW DARE YOU?!


You haven't played ME2 until you hear "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel".

You haven't played ME2 until you have used a Renegade interrupt.

You haven't played ME2 until you've heard Mordin's advice on sex.

You haven't played ME2 until you've imported a ME1 character.

You haven't played ME2 until you've been drunk with Chakwas.

You haven't played ME2 until you've played it the Renegade way.

You haven't played ME2 until you've had enough of her disengenuous assertions.

You haven't played ME2 until Miranda has cleared the engine room.

done, done and DONE xD

 

[CloakedOne]

You haven't played Mass Effect 2 until you find yourself looking around your house for some ******* element zero!!

This. Damn that element was a pain in the ass.

You haven't played ME2 until you've bitched at Kelly through the TV for telling you you have a new message RIGHT AFTER you just read them...for the 12th time (seriously, she wouldn't say anything to me until right after I checked it, even though she had time to do it).

You haven't played ME2 until you find out that a computer really, really could do Kelly's job.

You haven't played ME2 until you've heard Kelly's disturbing scream as she's being dragged away. I don't even like her and I felt sorry for her!