You haven't played Mass Effect 2 until...

[Eclectic Dreck]

*ring ring*
Hello?
"Sheppard My Cousin! You want to go bowling?"
This is a secure radio channel Roman, im kinda busying right now! *warps a collector*
"Ok cousin, maybe another time."
- Roman

You havent played Mass Effect 2 until...
you've been near tears from the close relationships you make, friends, lovers, enemies.

hehehehe me and 2 mates were joking about that happening on your suicide mission...

you haven't played mass effect 2 until you miss the mako, elevators and pressley....

I can't possibly imagine how one can miss ANY of those things. Though, I did recently play though the game on PC and found the elevator sequences were much improved over the original, with a total run time (on the Normandy) of a few seconds versus nearly a minute.

 

[regallmighty]

I love Mordin singing

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

You haven't played ME2 until you've had enough of her disengenuous assertions.

How do you get that? I've heard about it, but I can't seem to find the right option to hear it.

Do the Renegade interrupt when talking to the reporter on the Citadel.

 

[Spiner909]

Until you use your enhanced stealth cloak, run up behind a heavy mech, and headshot it.
(and then die in the pending nuclear explosion)

Seriously, I just got my first true nuclear robot headshot today. Scared me out of my pants.

Until you use an all biotic squad to play tug of war with enemies. Shockwave,Pull, Throw, Warp, Slam, Singularity....ah.

 

[RatRace123]

You

Spoiler

Tell the illusive man to fuck off

 

[Angerwing]

You haven't played ME2 until you hear "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel".

You haven't played ME2 until you've had enough of her disengenuous assertions.

A thousand times these. KAPOW!

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Until you've heard about Asari and Hanar porn games (one conversation I wish I hadn't overheard).

Did you listen in on the bachelor party for the Salarian? And in the same room, the Quarian/Turian 'friends' talking? It'll be on YouTube if not, but its worth hearding in game and easy to find

That Quarian and Turian convo was so hilarious.

"Excuse me, human?! Private conversation. Ugh."

You haven't played Mass Effect 2 until you give Tali a goddamn hug on her loyalty mission.

 

[Rynozeros]

You haven't played Mass Effect 2 until you've probed Uranus.

This. Would also have to go with the Issac Newton rant at the c-sec entrance

 

[sumanoskae]

Until you've had brandy with Dr. Chakwas(how do you spell it?)

 

[Brad Shepard]

you havent played Mass Effect 2 untell...

you play as a vanguard
you shoot conrad in the foot
you talked to the asari bartender on Illium
you hug Tali
you get the no one gets left behind achievement
you get drawn in by everyone's backstory
you talk to wrex again and see the cutscene
you see Legion do the robot
you threaten a man to cut his balls off and sell them to a krogan
you snap a merc's neck and kill his buddys
you keep Tali from getting expeled from the fleet
you feel sorry for conrad if you help him out (He goes "really??" )
you hear how conrad got off world
you find out why the humans are getting taken away
you want to punch the turian councle member in the through again
you feel bad for what happen to garrus (The game has been out for 3 weeks, if you dont know what happens by now, dont blame me for spoilers)

Sorry for the long list, but you know all these are true

 

[ddq5]

Not until you have the restraint not to push the Eclipse merc out the window.
Not until you have a flawless suicide mission.
Not until you beat your engineers at poker.
Not until you kill the Threasher Maw.
Not until you play as should-be-canon Female Shepard.
Not until you play Adept and don't need those silly guns.
Not until you play through two full times and realize during the final boss fight that you can map teammate powers to the D-pad instead of having to bring up the power wheel every fucking time.

 

[DustyDrB]

You haven't played Mass Effect 2 until you find yourself looking around your house for some ******* element zero!!

 

[Brad Shepard]

you havent played Mass Effect 2 untell...

you feel sorry for conrad if you help him out (He goes "really??" )
you hear how conrad got off world

You havent played Mass Effect 2 until...

you shoot Conrad in the foot
hear him go "Ah! My foot! You shot me in a foot! I'm going to die..."
hear bartender go "That barely grazed you, you big baby. ... Sorry, must be my Krogan genes."
hear on the news how Conrad dies in a most humorous way.

God, I hated that guy since ME1.

He died?! damnit i feel bad now, i mean, hes a prick and stole my haircut and all, but still, damnit

 

[Zaydin]

You

Spoiler

almost fall to your death on a gigantic decaying spaceship dangling off a cliff

...

...that was by far the best side mission.

That mission had me so nervous and wound up.
OT: You haven't played ME 2 until...

Spoiler

you complete the suicide mission without getting anyone killed and having a heart attack when they make you think someone died despite your efforts

 

[white_salad]

You haven't played mass effect 2 until...

you react to her "disingenuous assertions"
you know merc+window+tall building= fun
you SAY " I don't get to see her without the mask? COME ON!"
you heard Guilbert and Sullivan
you see a robot do the robot
you see joker mock the robot by doing the robot
you heard tips about the dangers of biotic sex
you drink it up with chakwas
you "clear the engine room"
you hugged tali on her loyalty mission (my god, must not shed tears, MUST NOT SHED TEARS!!)
you become immersed in everyone's backstory
you have your nervous system fried

 

[Uilleand]

You havn't played ME2 until you see Legion doing the robot

This...a kabillion times this...

Also...you haven't played ME2 until you take three biotics to retrieve the IFF and fill the air around you with flying blue bodyparts... (shockwave x 2 + pull + throw = badass)