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You havent played ME2 until you research the CAIN and fire it at a krogan from three feet away.
 
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Lexodus said:
reg42 said:
Wow. There are a lot of ME2 threads popping up lately.
OT: You haven't played ME2 until you've beaten ME1
Surely then you'll only have 'beaten ME1', as opposed to 'play ME2'? Your failure at logic astounds me.
what he is going for is, you can't fully play or "enjoy" the mass effect 2 game, until you have played and beaten the first, for everything the first game is, the 2nd one is THAT much better because of it

thats what i believe he was going for, you just took it way to literal, therefore, "your failure at logic astounds me"

edit: you haven't played me2 until you have listened to the space marine's rant on guns on the citadel to the rookies (dont remember the name, but its a convo to the side you can creep on, its a good minnute or two thing to listen to)
 

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gmaverick019 said:
edit: you haven't played me2 until you have listened to the space marine's rant on guns on the citadel to the rookies (dont remember the name, but its a convo to the side you can creep on, its a good minnute or two thing to listen to)
I havn't checked that, is that in the C-sec security checkpoint?
 
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Primee133 said:
gmaverick019 said:
edit: you haven't played me2 until you have listened to the space marine's rant on guns on the citadel to the rookies (dont remember the name, but its a convo to the side you can creep on, its a good minnute or two thing to listen to)
I havn't checked that, is that in the C-sec security checkpoint?
i believe it is close, i know its one captain marine guy talking to two rookies, and they are in a corner by a door, which is more centrally located i know on whatever floor it is on..it might be on the c-sec level

its pretty funny tho, and the guy who does it has that perfect "army" voice
 

Prometherion

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You've bought a space hamster, or cleaned out your dead fish cos you didnt think you had to feed them.
 

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Primee133 said:
KillerMidget said:
...until you've watched Shepherd's trademark dance and realised it's a far greater threat to galactic stability than the Reapers.
Shepard. Hero, soldier, lover, terrible dancer.

Don't forget Psychcologist.

You haven't played ME2 until you've slammed a Husk onto the ground with Slam and watched them bounce. It's the little things that put a smile on my face.
 

GodsAndFishes

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Until you've heard about Asari and Hanar porn games (one conversation I wish I hadn't overheard).
 

Doug

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Primee133 said:
You haven't played Mass Effect 2 until...

You've heard Mordin sing.
You haven't played Mass Effect 2 until...

You've heard give medical advice about interspecies sex.

Primee133 said:
KillerMidget said:
...until you've watched Shepherd's trademark dance and realised it's a far greater threat to galactic stability than the Reapers.
Shepard. Hero, soldier, lover, terrible dancer.
Oh god yes, he's got the worse dancing I've ever seen...well, outside of my aunts and uncles...*shivers*
 

CezarIgnat

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...until you heard that bachelor party conversation on Illium.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ7r80IOxtE
 

MiracleOfSound

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almost fall to your death on a gigantic decaying spaceship dangling off a cliff
...

...that was by far the best side mission.
 

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GodsAndFishes said:
Until you've heard about Asari and Hanar porn games (one conversation I wish I hadn't overheard).
I heard that too... it's just.. wow.
 

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GodsAndFishes said:
Until you've heard about Asari and Hanar porn games (one conversation I wish I hadn't overheard).
Did you listen in on the bachelor party for the Salarian? And in the same room, the Quarian/Turian 'friends' talking? It'll be on YouTube if not, but its worth hearding in game and easy to find :D
 

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Doug said:
GodsAndFishes said:
Until you've heard about Asari and Hanar porn games (one conversation I wish I hadn't overheard).
Did you listen in on the bachelor party for the Salarian? And in the same room, the Quarian/Turian 'friends' talking? It'll be on YouTube if not, but its worth hearding in game and easy to find :D
That Quarian and Turian convo was so hilarious.
 
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ShotgunSmoke said:
bladeofdarkness said:
you've seen the look on a krogen's face after been headbutted by a human
Ninja'd.

HOW DARE YOU?!


You haven't played ME2 until you hear "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel".

You haven't played ME2 until you have used a Renegade interrupt.

You haven't played ME2 until you've heard Mordin's advice on sex.

You haven't played ME2 until you've imported a ME1 character.

You haven't played ME2 until you've been drunk with Chakwas.

You haven't played ME2 until you've played it the Renegade way.

You haven't played ME2 until you've had enough of her disengenuous assertions.

You haven't played ME2 until Miranda has cleared the engine room.
I did all of those, I HAVE LIVED!

You haven't played ME2 until you scream charge at a high volus and he runs into a battle for you.