You haven't played Mass Effect 2 until...

[Primee133]

I'll add another.

You haven't played Mass Effect 2...

Until you've yelled at a Krogan and asked him if he's got a quad or not.

 

[Sky Captanio]

I haven't played Mass Effect 2 because I have exams. Oh wait...

 

[Doug]

You

Spoiler

almost fall to your death on a gigantic decaying spaceship dangling off a cliff

...

...that was by far the best side mission.

True, that was an impress side mission, heh

 

[Doug]

you've seen the look on a krogen's face after been headbutted by a human

Ninja'd.

HOW DARE YOU?!


You haven't played ME2 until you hear "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel".

You haven't played ME2 until you have used a Renegade interrupt.

You haven't played ME2 until you've heard Mordin's advice on sex.

You haven't played ME2 until you've imported a ME1 character.

You haven't played ME2 until you've been drunk with Chakwas.

You haven't played ME2 until you've played it the Renegade way.

You haven't played ME2 until you've had enough of her disengenuous assertions.

You haven't played ME2 until Miranda has cleared the engine room.

I did all of those, I HAVE LIVED!

You haven't played ME2 until you scream charge at a high volus and he runs into a battle for you.

Done all but the 'Played the Renegade way', though I have started on it - I just find it hard to give a damn about those versions of Shepard .

 

[Souplex]

Until you have felt upset about the lack of Wrex as a teammate even though you wont use him since they made vanguards stop sucking and made them the close range class.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

You

Spoiler

almost fall to your death on a gigantic decaying spaceship dangling off a cliff

...

...that was by far the best side mission.

True, that was an impress side mission, heh

I would agree, but everytime I try that mission it glitches and I end up floating a foot above the ground, unable move vertically.

 

[AboveUp]

You haven't played ME2 until you hear "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel".

This. It made me laugh. Hard.
Even more when I heard it multiple times at different stores.

 

[Jark212]

You've bought a space hamster, or cleaned out your dead fish cos you didnt think you had to feed them.

I still feel bad about that...

 

[electric_warrior]

cuddle up to a quarian

 

[InsanityRequiem]

You haven't played ME2 until?

You head-shot a heavy mech and it went nuclear right next to you.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

you've threatened to cut a guys balls off and sell them to a Krogan

And can anyone tell me how you get the Garrus/Tali conversation on elevators?

 

[Kinichie]

Until I go to the shop and buy it.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

Until you've smashed a reporter in the face over her "disingenuous assertions". Again.

 

[SeraTrystfall]

edit: you haven't played me2 until you have listened to the space marine's rant on guns on the citadel to the rookies (dont remember the name, but its a convo to the side you can creep on, its a good minnute or two thing to listen to)

I havn't checked that, is that in the C-sec security checkpoint?

i believe it is close, i know its one captain marine guy talking to two rookies, and they are in a corner by a door, which is more centrally located i know on whatever floor it is on..it might be on the c-sec level

its pretty funny tho, and the guy who does it has that perfect "army" voice

"Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a ***** in space!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpgxry542M

 

[SeraTrystfall]

You have not played ME2 until you Heavy Charge a charging Krogan and send him flying.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

cuddle up to a quarian

This, Tali needed that cuddle on her loyalty mission, not even my renegade Shepard could resist that heart wrenching moment.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

edit: you haven't played me2 until you have listened to the space marine's rant on guns on the citadel to the rookies (dont remember the name, but its a convo to the side you can creep on, its a good minnute or two thing to listen to)

I havn't checked that, is that in the C-sec security checkpoint?

i believe it is close, i know its one captain marine guy talking to two rookies, and they are in a corner by a door, which is more centrally located i know on whatever floor it is on..it might be on the c-sec level

its pretty funny tho, and the guy who does it has that perfect "army" voice

"Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a ***** in space!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpgxry542M

THANK YOU! god i remember getting a good grin and "lol" out of that npc sequence

 

[GruntOwner]

You haven't played ME2 until you scream charge at a high volus and he runs into a battle for you.

I'd hardly call it a scream, just the most apathetic declaration ever.

You've shot Conrad Verner in the foot... Which I haven't done yet.

You're upset that some of your choices in the scuicide mission resulted in deaths

Spoiler

Jacob's class power was Barrier, he's easily the most logical choice for projecting a field when you go through the collector ship, so WHY THE HELL DID SAMARA DIE?!? Likewise, if the second fireteam was to be a distraction, how can you get more of a distraction/hellraiser than Jack?