You just fell down a well!
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Use the bug spray and lighter to burn the vaseline off the walls, as well as some cloth/rope to clean the rest off. Then I would use the femurs of the skeleton to help edge my way up the well, chimney climb style, with the suitcase tied with the rope, which has been sewn into my pants.
I would pull a maqguiver and create a grappling hook or a teleporter out of those limited supplies 
I would Cut the rope into little pieces to tie things together with, I would then start taking away parts from the skeleton. The femur and such and tie them together, till all the bones connect together in a line, as well as the cloths off Mr Skeleteon. I would then use all remaining parts to make a latch at the end of the make shift rope thingy I just made. I would then become incredibly drunk and smoke the cigar at the same time. Which would lead me too climb up the pick rope,skeleton,cloth thingy to safety. I would then go buy a cement machine and some cement mixer and block up the well.
I don't know what 25 feet is in metres, but I'll assume it's not high enough for me to break me legs/back/neck falling in. That said, I'd throw the smaller objects up into the bucket, until it was weighed down. At that point I'd tue the money onto the bucket with the rope, and climb up said bucket's rope to freedom at which point I'd reel up the money.
I don't know. either break the end of a bones and use the to dig hand holds up the well. or mabey use the bug spray the lighter the cloth and the sewing kit to make a little rocket that will shoot out of the well and glide down, hopefully catching someones attention.
I take all the ragged cloths off Mr Skeleton (assume shirt, pants, maybe a tie), tear them into thin strips and soak them & the rope in some of the liquor.
I use the sewing kit to sew all the rags together, forming a length of - let's say 12f. If that seems too long, remember, these are wafer thin strips. Add the rope, that's 3f. Around 15f, then.
(Note: Don't know why you used feet & meters, but I went with feet, no real reason)
I then tie one end of the cloth rope onto one end of a bone, say a leg bone, and throw it out of the well. I believe I could throw it that high, assuming I had enough freedom of arm movement to put effort into it.
I now have a thin cloth rope dangling about 2/3rds down the well. Say I'm 6f tall, that leaves 4f between me and the end of the rope.
I use the bug spray and the lighter as a makeshift flamethrower (movie logic applies here, you didn't give me much to work with) and light the rope's end.
Now there's flame traveling up 15f of liquor soaked rope. Much smoke is made, which can be seen for miles. The flame starts 4f above my head so I'm not hurt, the wafer thin strips don't burn long enough to set the Vaseline on fire (that stuff is not easily set on fire, despite being based on petroleum) and the smoke rises so I don't die of smoke inhalation.
Eventually the flames peter out. Soon I hear the rescue team approaching. I quickly grab the liquor bottles and spray them all over the skeleton and the floor.
I put the party hat on the skeleton's skull. I stick the half-cigar in his mouth. I use the rubber band to hold his jaw shut on it. A rope is thrown down that I can grab to be rescued.
I grab the suitcase of money in one hand, light the end of the cigar with another, then put the lighter away, grab the rope, and let them haul me up.
Back in the well, the cigar is burning slowly towards the skeletons mouth.
Closer...
Closer...
The cigar runs out, the flames within it catch on the liquor, and the skeleton - plus the whole floor around him - go up in roaring flames. The fire is so intense, it heats the Vaseline so it starts producing fumes. These catch fire.
The rescue party stares in awe at the sudden unexpected conflagration, licking up the sides of the well as if it is an entry to the depths of hell itself.
I pull a pair of sunglasses out of nowhere, put them on, and walk away, my back to the flames.
I use the sewing kit to sew all the rags together, forming a length of - let's say 12f. If that seems too long, remember, these are wafer thin strips. Add the rope, that's 3f. Around 15f, then.
(Note: Don't know why you used feet & meters, but I went with feet, no real reason)
I then tie one end of the cloth rope onto one end of a bone, say a leg bone, and throw it out of the well. I believe I could throw it that high, assuming I had enough freedom of arm movement to put effort into it.
I now have a thin cloth rope dangling about 2/3rds down the well. Say I'm 6f tall, that leaves 4f between me and the end of the rope.
I use the bug spray and the lighter as a makeshift flamethrower (movie logic applies here, you didn't give me much to work with) and light the rope's end.
Now there's flame traveling up 15f of liquor soaked rope. Much smoke is made, which can be seen for miles. The flame starts 4f above my head so I'm not hurt, the wafer thin strips don't burn long enough to set the Vaseline on fire (that stuff is not easily set on fire, despite being based on petroleum) and the smoke rises so I don't die of smoke inhalation.
Eventually the flames peter out. Soon I hear the rescue team approaching. I quickly grab the liquor bottles and spray them all over the skeleton and the floor.
I put the party hat on the skeleton's skull. I stick the half-cigar in his mouth. I use the rubber band to hold his jaw shut on it. A rope is thrown down that I can grab to be rescued.
I grab the suitcase of money in one hand, light the end of the cigar with another, then put the lighter away, grab the rope, and let them haul me up.
Back in the well, the cigar is burning slowly towards the skeletons mouth.
Closer...
Closer...
The cigar runs out, the flames within it catch on the liquor, and the skeleton - plus the whole floor around him - go up in roaring flames. The fire is so intense, it heats the Vaseline so it starts producing fumes. These catch fire.
The rescue party stares in awe at the sudden unexpected conflagration, licking up the sides of the well as if it is an entry to the depths of hell itself.
I pull a pair of sunglasses out of nowhere, put them on, and walk away, my back to the flames.
Punch the skeleton for being a dick and covering everything with vaseline!
Anyway, use the rope, the bug spray and the lighter to make a makeshift molotov and throw it out of the well, potentially creating a fire to attract attention.
Anyway, use the rope, the bug spray and the lighter to make a makeshift molotov and throw it out of the well, potentially creating a fire to attract attention.
1)Take the rope & tie it around something I can lift & throw, like those rare liquor bottles.
2)I'd use the skeletons bones, the rubber band, & the sweing kit to make some kind of grappling hook at the end of the bottle. Hopefully they can take a few hits to the well wall before one makes it over the well wall & pray that the grappling hook part works.
3)If it works, I tie the ragged clothes & wrap them around my hands so I don;t get rope burns.
4)I'd try to put as little weight on the rope as possible, with my back to the wall ass I worm my way uup slowly.
5)If I get hungry, I eat the cigar. The vaseline can keep my dry nose lubricated.
6)If I fail, I make noise whenever something outside makes a noise. If I'm lucky, it will be a human I can bribe with the suitcase of money, or a really strong dog who things the grappling hook is a toy. I also pray someone finds me before I starve.
2)I'd use the skeletons bones, the rubber band, & the sweing kit to make some kind of grappling hook at the end of the bottle. Hopefully they can take a few hits to the well wall before one makes it over the well wall & pray that the grappling hook part works.
3)If it works, I tie the ragged clothes & wrap them around my hands so I don;t get rope burns.
4)I'd try to put as little weight on the rope as possible, with my back to the wall ass I worm my way uup slowly.
5)If I get hungry, I eat the cigar. The vaseline can keep my dry nose lubricated.
6)If I fail, I make noise whenever something outside makes a noise. If I'm lucky, it will be a human I can bribe with the suitcase of money, or a really strong dog who things the grappling hook is a toy. I also pray someone finds me before I starve.
