You just fell off your...

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I fell off the rails on a crazy train.

And shouldn't this be in Forum Games?

 

[Guffe]

I fell off my dick.
Was doing cock-pushups and it just broke in half.
Painful as hell and I think I need to call a doctor...

 

[Hashime]

My bike, again, really. I was powering up a snowy hill when I hit ice. I am okay though. hitting the snow winter riding is inevitable.

 

[tharglet]

I fell out of my tree some number of years ago... does that count?

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

I fell RIIIIIGGHHTTT INTOOOOO THAAA DAYNJUH ZAWN!

What? No Top Gun fans here?

 

[black-magic]

I fell out of an interdimensional warp gate... so that makes me an alien.. take me to your leader I suppose.

 

[Last Breath Bullet]

i fell off my Gunmen

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I'm off my trolley.
AND IT HAD BACON IN IT.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I fell of my Hoverboard.Now its got a scratch, how can i get it now back into the box so no one notices i found my christmaspresent early? O_O

 

[Rewdalf]

I fell off my Hydralisk.
(I've always wanted to ride a Hydralisk...)

 

[Nieroshai]

I fell off of a treehouse I was building and cracked my tailbone.
I fell off of a boat... which was on a trailer in a parking lot. No breaks this time, but it was even harder to walk this time than the treehouse incident because of the cuts and bruises.

 

[imnot]

I fell off my roof, seriously call the ambulance.

 

[Artina89]

I fell off my chair in the middle of my oral exam today. I wish I was joking.
I have also fallen off the face of the earth according to my friends. I have 10 missed calls from one person. Probably because they want help on an essay that should have been handed in yesterday.

 

[UltraDeth]

I fell off a hoverboard and crashed headfirst into a T.V.

 

[TheLiham]

I fell off the rails on a crazy train.

And shouldn't this be in Forum Games?

Ninja'd

OT: I fell off a flying oat bar onto a sparkly purple unicorn!

 

[cainx10a]

I fell off a boat, met some mermaids, died, got resurrected, now I'm on a horse.

 

[Baldry]

I fell off the Richter scale.

I fell... I haven't fallen off, onto, or into anything recently. :/
I don't fall much at all.

FINE DON'T PLAY ALONG.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

I fell of reality altogether. Somehow I am now posting from Princess Sally's computer in New Mobotropolis on Mobius...

 

[CleverCover]

I fell off the couch, bent to avoid a chair and my roommate's bottle of water, rolled into the kitchen, where I proceeded to then stand up and retrieve my box of Cheez It's.

Mmmmmm. cheezy.

EDIT: Yay! 100th Post :3