You just killed someone.

[Zersy]

Right then. A Hypothetical scenario. You just stabbed someone to death in your kitchen. There dead. Blood is all over the floor. The Knife is in your hands.

You must clean up and dispose of the body and make it look like nothing ever happened. How do you do it ? You must use what ever you have right now in your house so no items of which you do not own.

The goal is to make sure that you leave no trace. How you choose to do it is up to you.

Me: My first Idea would be to dump the body in my bathtub and fill it up with acid so it may dissolve. But I have no bottles of acid right now in my house so that's out of the picture.

1. Clean the Knife.

2. Get Tools and bigger knife.

3. Blow torch the face and pull out the teeth to prevent forensics from using dental records of victim.

4. Use Bigger knife to cut of fingers. Burn fingers so no finger print ID.

5. Strip clothes off body. then Cut body body into Chunks. Place chunks in garbage bags.

6. Clean kitchen and tools.

7. Take bags of meat to the car. Go for a drive in the country side.

8. stop in random fields to burn one bag. keep doing till nothing is left.

This is all possible since I have tools and a Car. But would never Kill someone cause that's just bad and wrong.

 

[delet]

Completely depends on who this person is and why I killed them. If they're a burglar, I have no issue with leaving them out and going to court, if I must, to make the case of self defense.

But if I must... I'm blowing up my house. Nothing more efficient than that.

 

[Urgh76]

I'd probably just take his wallet and head to Canada

 

[Blue Musician]

Why the scenario reminded me of School Days?

OT: Simple, I'm going to just say I'm no longer going to be hungry.
I have no good ideas for now.

 

[Sonicron]

1. Check body for loot.

2. Teabag victim.

3. Wait for body to dissolve into nothingness. Should take about 5-8 minutes.

 

[Fox1789]

if i where to do this i would say i would get a shower curtain and some bricks that i got in my yard and some rope and put it in my car... then load the body in the trunk AFTER i cover my trunk with a tarp (got one in the garage) clean the kitchen with bleach and take the knife with me (if it comes in a set take the whole set cause its traceable) .. and the wonderful thing about lvin in south carolina is the swamps and the gators... take my dad's john boat and tow it with my car to the nearest swamp... take the body out there and feed the gators by tying the body (wrapped in the tarp to avoid evidence) with bricks and dumping it

 

[Jedoro]

I cut the body into smaller pieces, draining the blood into my bathtub. Then, I put the pieces in with the three trash bags in my garage, making a few more full bags of trash as I fill other bags with the trash I took out. Then, I take the bags to the local dump and let their compactors get rid of the evidence, while I clean my house and use bleach on every bit of blood I find before cleaning it up.

 

[Yureina]

This is gonna sound gross... but I'd probably chop them up...

Actually I'd basically do what the OP suggested. I don't feel like typing all that out. :s

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Well, Mexico would be my first plan. I live down south so I could get away with it.
The OTHER plan (and, by far, my preferred one) would be to go out Tony-mother fucking-Montana let the cops come charge straight at 'em, knife in hand, and continuous barrage them with insults about the girths of their members and fictitious claims of the nights I spent with their promiscuous mothers. Sure, I'd get taken down instantly, but I'd go down with gusto. <font color=red>GAR, DAMMIT!

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

1. Check body for loot.

2. Teabag victim.

3. Wait for body to dissolve into nothingness. Should take about 5-8 minutes.

Best thing I've heard all day. Thank you, sir.

 

[Twilight_guy]

If I just murdered somebody I would call the cops and turn myself in. I am obviously suffering form bouts of madness and should be locked up to protect myself and others.

 

[Harlemura]

Find some ID. Find out who the guy is. Find out where he lives.
Go to his house, knife still in hand. Wait for him to respawn. Kill him again.
Nothing like a little spawncapming.

In all seriousness, I'd probably just freak out that I'd done such a thing and run away. Not sure where I'd go from there. Probably wonder out into traffic, knowing me.

EDIT:
Misread the OP, didn't know we actually had to get rid of the guy.
Probably just bury him in the garden. Works for the Mafia.
Then get to scrubbing the blood up with paper towels. Nice and simple.

 

[Lazarus Long]

Go to a party store, and buy about three hundred or so helium balloons. Wait for a good windy day. With any luck, the body will get sucked into a jet engine over Nebraska or something, and everyone will just assume he did something almost as stupid as stabbing someone to death in one's own kitchen.

 

[Sebenko]

leave it on the lawn. Teach fuckers not to mess with me

What do you mean I wouldn't really?

You want to be on the lawn too? Yeah? Thought not.

 

[Paksenarrion]

1. Check body for loot.

2. Teabag victim.

3. Wait for body to dissolve into nothingness. Should take about 5-8 minutes.

The body might even go away if you leave the house for a second and then go back. You'd just have to wait twice for the loading screen.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Drag them into my woods, and leave them there. Clean the stuff when I get back.

A bear frequents my porch at night, and there's a bunch of coyotes and foxes in the area too. I doubt the body would last long.

Yay for rural areas?

 

[Mechsoap]

firstly i would just take his wallet and burn his identification, afterwards i would kinda butcher him to pieces then feed small parts of him to animals (no point wasting good meat)

 

[thahat]

clean house, wait till nightfall, load corpse into car, drive corpse A LONG WAY AWAY,
make sure as to leave no strange tire tracks, dump corpse in hole, ad gasoline, light on fire, walk back to car while using a branche to erase my footprints, drive off past the busyest roads i can find, and end up back home before anyone misses me.

things to make sure: no dna by fire
no footprints because of branche
make sure your licence plate is mudded up with mud! IF someone complaines, in the middle of the night, you will already be a long way away, and thus NOT a suspect
'sorry officer, will wash it away first thing in the morning'
if fined, complain realsticly, but not TOO much ( not complaing will cause suspicion )

any loopholes i left out? got dna, footprints and people who saw me dump the body out of the way.. XD

 

[Throwitawaynow]

Bury them under my floorboards and wait for the rhythmic beating of their heart.