What about the stab wounds, did the fire shank him? If you waited until he was horribly burnt there'd be no reason to move the body. You should've left him inside.nuba km said:
You just killed someone.
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...No shit.UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Okay, first I would pick them up and wrap them in a bin bag - or two, if they're big. Then, I would put this in the back of my car - hey, if I'm hypothetically killing someone, I'm hypothetically having a driver's license. Then, I would very carefully mop up all the blood, wiping it off EVERY surface, then put the mops and stuff in the bin bag with the body. The knife would go in there as well.
Confident that there were no incriminating fluids left at the crime scene, I would drive for as many miles as I could, then walk out to the middle of one of the many fields we have in Britain. There, I would dig, and dig, and dig, careful to keep out of sight of any nosey walkers. They can go in the hole too if they get too close. After digging for a fair few feet, I would dump the bag(s) in the hole, and bury them, trying as hard as I could to conceal the dig site (placing rocks on top of the soil, etc.). Then I'd drive home and wash myself thoroughly.
If possible, I'd leave notes to the relatives/friends of the deceased explaining that they were leaving the country, but not saying where. Not exactly foolproof, but good enough until I get my own ticket out.
Easy. Take the body and with me to dump into the middle of the Pacific Ocean where sharks are clearly visible,take all of his belongings that he has on him, go back to the house, cover it in oils, burn it to the ground, burn off my fingerprints, place evidence with hated enemy's DNA on it, and move to Canada's borders. Not a simple task, but I'm assured nobody will know I did this.
Yeah, if you've thought so much of it, I think your opinion's about to change.UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
For some unfathomable reason I exploded into laughter when I read that.Sonicron said:
OT: Clean up, dump body in the hardened lava fields just outside my town. They're rough, and easy to hide something out there.
OT for real: Panic
Fire, and lots of it. Also, I'd break of a large piece of wood and jam it into the body at the same place as the knife wound. That way, it would look like the person died from the fire and the collapse of the house.
Either that, or make it look like he fell on the knife. Don't try it with the finger print stuff, it's a knife in my kitchen, of course it has my finger prints on it! In fact, I'll call for an ambulance and say the person slipped while we were cooking dinner, the person was cutting vegetables (of course I would have to half-prepare the dinner while waiting for the ambulance, if I didn't already do that when the murder occurred. Which is pretty likely since I only go to the kitchen if I want something to eat, or to feed the cat) and he somehow managed to fall so that the knife pierced his lounge and he died before the ambulance could arrive. A really sad event, the person will be missed by us all.
Either that, or make it look like he fell on the knife. Don't try it with the finger print stuff, it's a knife in my kitchen, of course it has my finger prints on it! In fact, I'll call for an ambulance and say the person slipped while we were cooking dinner, the person was cutting vegetables (of course I would have to half-prepare the dinner while waiting for the ambulance, if I didn't already do that when the murder occurred. Which is pretty likely since I only go to the kitchen if I want something to eat, or to feed the cat) and he somehow managed to fall so that the knife pierced his lounge and he died before the ambulance could arrive. A really sad event, the person will be missed by us all.
easy I will make it look like he was preparing food inside of placing the flammable stuff on the stairs I will place oven cleaner in the oven but some burgers in it place a tomato and burger bread on the cutting table put on the oven (before the murder I would complain about how irresponsible he is) firer starts in the kitchen (I will to this in the morning so there will be a reason the fire spreads a bit before I do anything also I will place a spill of water around the cutting board). while typing this I thought actually I will let the body stay in the house for the fire team exploring this will all look fine also everyone will know why the person is missing the plan bury the body would mean no one knows why the person is missing.Stone Wera said:
Really? I can't do anything before this?
If i could choose what to do before this, i would cut off all my hair, wear gloves so i leave no fingerprints, do it quickly a cleanly.
I would probably first fiercly wash the area, my knife and my clothes after moving the body to a safe place, burn his fingerprints etc like you said and then cut the body up and put pieces into bags. I would completely clean the body, so much that it can't possibly be traced back to me. Then drive miles into different directions and place the pieces in different places.
Done.
EDIT: Oh, also try to destroy the knife and the scatter the pieces in different places. And ofcourse, burn his clothes and scatter the ashes like another suggested.
If i could choose what to do before this, i would cut off all my hair, wear gloves so i leave no fingerprints, do it quickly a cleanly.
I would probably first fiercly wash the area, my knife and my clothes after moving the body to a safe place, burn his fingerprints etc like you said and then cut the body up and put pieces into bags. I would completely clean the body, so much that it can't possibly be traced back to me. Then drive miles into different directions and place the pieces in different places.
Done.
EDIT: Oh, also try to destroy the knife and the scatter the pieces in different places. And ofcourse, burn his clothes and scatter the ashes like another suggested.
First, drag the body upstairs to the bathroom. Slit the throat, groin, and wrists in the tub and drain as much blood as I can (first make sure the drain is unclogged). I'd then leave the body there and go clean and disinfect the kitchen. It'll take a while but I've got some serious disinfectants under the sink. Hopefully there isn't much blood on the walls, table, appliances, and ceiling. After that's done (which should take about 90 - 120 minutes), I'd go back to the body with... uh... I don't think I have a sharp enough knife in this house to saw through bone so hopefully our good knife can get through the joints; if not then I'm screwed. If you carefully rearrange the body parts, you can fit a 200lb body into two shopping bags. I'd probably have to use a third bag, like a Walmart bag, for the weapon I used to kill the guy and the other instruments I used like the sponge and towels from the kitchen and the knife I used to cut him up. I'd then re-clean my kitchen, this time focusing on removing the smell. I can get tips from the internet on how to do this.
I'd go out that night with the bags and deposit them at two different, distant dumpsters, no less than a mile from my house. I'd get the energy somehow or I'd take a chance and grab one of the buggies lying by my house. And the whole time I'd be hoping that neither my mom nor my sister comes home during this ordeal or the guy doesn't get reported missing until the next day or two (or ever, ideally).
I'd go out that night with the bags and deposit them at two different, distant dumpsters, no less than a mile from my house. I'd get the energy somehow or I'd take a chance and grab one of the buggies lying by my house. And the whole time I'd be hoping that neither my mom nor my sister comes home during this ordeal or the guy doesn't get reported missing until the next day or two (or ever, ideally).
Wouldn't work. Your fingerprints would be on the knife, he would probably have no weapon and they can test to see that the same weapon that stabbed the guy/girl would be the same that you stabbed yourself with.Girl With One Eye said:
Kill it, leave the room, then come back. If the corpse is still there, decapitate it or douse it in a flammable liquid and set it alight. What? It could come back more powerful and catch me off guard!
Acid bath is also a great method of disposing of a body. But the bath must be plastic, won't corrode as quickly. If you have watched Breaking Bad series 1, you will know what I am on about when I say to use plastic baths. At least I think it was plastic.
Acid bath is also a great method of disposing of a body. But the bath must be plastic, won't corrode as quickly. If you have watched Breaking Bad series 1, you will know what I am on about when I say to use plastic baths. At least I think it was plastic.