You just killed someone.

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I would not do that. A murder must be planned correctly and have no traces. The victim has been seen entering my house, there may have been sounds of a struggle, police may have been called. I'm already a suspect so moving the body to the woods must be done where it fits into my daily routine.

I move the body to my garage where it is hidden in a blanket and boxes. The kitchen is cleaned rapidly but carefully, not to miss a spot. I turn the TV on to a film, one that is half way through and I have seen before and know by heart. Fill a glass with some beer and tip the rest away, place old cans near me and sit down.

The body is cut into chunks. After 1 week I take the chunks, bit by bit, down to the harbour and the pier and dumped along with bricks. I keep the head and hands for further destruction. Teeth are removed and fingerprints are burnt off. Face is cut off, like a mask. Hands go into the sea, hands are buried in the allotments on the other side of town.

Of course, like I said, this murder is all wrong on so many levels. Why would I kill a man in my own home? Why would I stab him numerous times rather than just one quick swipe deep into the neck? Surely I could have gotten into his home and made it look like suicide right? Maybe even turn the gas on and leave a candle at the other side of the room to make it look like a complete accident of his own fault. So many better methods than stabbing him in my own home.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Put body on a tarp.
Clean kitchen and knife.
Drive body at least thirty miles away to an abandoned woods.
Bury body.
Cut off hands, disfigure face to make the body unidentifiable.
Move.

 

[Ekonk]

Shoot self.

Turn self in.

I like to think of myself as having a moral compass.

 

[rekabdarb]

#1 clean kitchen with Amonia, get's rid of those protein based stains (semen, blood, etc)

#2 wait til midnight, drive behind my house to the wooded area that is covered with wolves and illegal pot growing, chuck bags in.

#3 realize i haven't been wearing gloves the entire time, go find bag with baby wipes and quickly go over the body and wash him up good. Be sure to bring gas mask dad has lying in garage.

#4 (which should be #2) chop up body.

 

[sdafdfhrye3245]

Since you did not specify where I am in the world I will assume I am in Antarctica so I will just feed the body to my dogs and make a nice sauce out of the blood.

 

[lacktheknack]

Play the first scene of Indigo Prophecy, but but replace "bathroom stall" with "floorboards".

Then, take his wallet and flee to Antarctica.

 

[lacktheknack]

Build brick walls around the corpse.

Be careful you don't get too cocky... this is what Edgar Allen Poe's character did in The Black Cat, which didn't work.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Me: My first Idea would be to dump the body in my bathtub and fill it up with acid so it may dissolve. But I have no bottles of acid right now in my house so that's out of the picture.

1. Clean the Knife.

2. Get Tools and bigger knife.

3. Blow torch the face and pull out the teeth to prevent forensics from using dental records of victim.

4. Use Bigger knife to cut of fingers. Burn fingers so no finger print ID.

5. Strip clothes off body. then Cut body body into Chunks. Place chunks in garbage bags.

6. Clean kitchen and tools.

7. Take bags of meat to the car. Go for a drive in the country side.

8. stop in random fields to burn one bag. keep doing till nothing is left.

This is all possible since I have tools and a Car. But would never Kill someone cause that's just bad and wrong.

That's... oddly specific...

*eyes you suspiciously*

 

[sb666]

Me: My first Idea would be to dump the body in my bathtub and fill it up with acid so it may dissolve. But I have no bottles of acid right now in my house so that's out of the picture..

wasn't there a serial killer who did that

 

[The Stonker]

Why should I stab him?

I would get a gun of a person shoot the man (the person loaded it) shoot him, throw the gun to a crusher and then not touch the body.
Wear gloves,burn my clothes and then shave.

Perfect crime.

 

[sb666]

i would cut it up into tinny peaces and bury them in different parts of the neighbours yard

 

[Thedayrecker]

1. Promise never take acid again
2. Take acid and forget what I was doing
3. Get caught
4. Get sentenced to death
5. ????
6. Profit (followed by death)

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Stab myself then claim self defense.

Wouldn't work. Your fingerprints would be on the knife, he would probably have no weapon and they can test to see that the same weapon that stabbed the guy/girl would be the same that you stabbed yourself with.

Why wouldn't it work? I'll say it was his knife, he stabbed me then I grabbed the knife off him and stabbed him back a good couple of times. All I have to do is put his prints on it. Or I could plant another weapon on him.

 

[CouchCommando]

Chuck the corpse in the deep freeze, clean myself up and the crime scene with bleach, instantly arrange to go out some where public to be seen to establish alibi, preferably an establishment with a camera. Call another person to ask if they have seen the victim and establish that you were meant to meet them but didn't establish contact.
Then in the wee hours use the victims key to enter their residence and pack an over night bag, to further muddy the waters as to weather they met with foul play. To buy time for disposing of the corpse.
Travel to an easily accessible but lightly traveled empty lot or national park, and pre-dig a 6 foot deep grave, return and bury corpse minus head and hands. Treat head and hands to pressure cooker. Use hammer and large mortar and pestle to grind up skull and hand bones.
Sell or give away deep freezer thru local community board.
After a 6 month period move to another region.
Seek counseling for violent behavior.

 

[Megacobb]

Grab as much money I can grab a gun,then open gas pipe,open window throw lighter wait for explosion then GUNNIT! to mexico.

 

[SimuLord]

Butcher the body as efficiently as possible, then wait for the night before Waste Management shows up to empty my apartment complex dumpsters and right before sunrise, put the Strange Meat and bones in black plastic bags and throw it out. WM gets here at 8 on Saturday morning (the noise from the trucks wakes me up EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND). If I go out at 5, my neighbors wouldn't notice.

I'd have to clean out my freezer to make room in the meantime, but my neighborhood's crowded enough that if I did it right I could probably get away with murder.

Don't try this at home.

 

[mariofan1000]

Bury the body in obama's backyard

 

[Zersy]

Burning your House down or using explosives is not a practical idea folks.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Hopefully, all would run smoothly.

Cook the meat and consume it, then feed meats I refuse to eat to my dogs (intestines, brain, etc.). Use grinder to make knife virtually disappear, then collect remnants to find safe way to dispose of them. Use hammer or weights to find a way to pound bones into smaller fragments or dust (preferably done somewhere that is not my place of residence as to not leave evidence). Boil bone fragments until softened, then put them into the blender to make a nice bone slurpee. Toss mixture down the sink and rinse repeatedly. Throw in a little bit of Drano for a little added cleaning benefit. Use bleach sometime later in the sink. Bleach clothing and donate it to a thrift store. Burnt clothing leaves too much evidence. Make sure the victim had no identification on them. If they did, find safe way to dispose of it.

I would also make sure the the actual act of murder took place in a solitary place that is easy to clean (bathroom, kitchen, etc.) It must be away from carpeted areas.