You just killed someone.
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Clean up, throw the knife in the back of passing pick up truck, and then...well, allow brick top to explain...
This is probably the most disturbing thread I have ever seen on the escapist (and thus I have seen many disturbing threads).
Back on topic, a good deal of explosives normally does the job, how you do it without raising suspicions is another matter entirely (I don't often contemplate on how to dispose of dead bodies)
Back on topic, a good deal of explosives normally does the job, how you do it without raising suspicions is another matter entirely (I don't often contemplate on how to dispose of dead bodies)
Dude, what kind of acid are you thinking of?UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
I continue killing people because I've honestly gone insane, and no longer have any respect for human life. If I succeed in killing all of the law enforcement, then I'm safe, and no longer have to clean up any bodies.
However, in the case that it was a 100% accident, and I knew the only way to get away without life in prison or death (unlikely in Canada for manslaughter, but you never know, I could get murder) is to dispose of the body, then here is what I do.
1. Go to ocean.
2. Take a boat out to the middle of ocean.
3. Remember I forgot body at home.
4. Return home and grab body.
5. Return to ocean, and once again take a boat to the middle of the ocean.
6. Throw body in water.
7. Most likely get caught by the authorities anyways and get life in prison.
8. Start eating glass, and stabbing people to death in prison so that everyone leaves me the fuck alone.
9. This one is important... I wake up.
However, in the case that it was a 100% accident, and I knew the only way to get away without life in prison or death (unlikely in Canada for manslaughter, but you never know, I could get murder) is to dispose of the body, then here is what I do.
1. Go to ocean.
2. Take a boat out to the middle of ocean.
3. Remember I forgot body at home.
4. Return home and grab body.
5. Return to ocean, and once again take a boat to the middle of the ocean.
6. Throw body in water.
7. Most likely get caught by the authorities anyways and get life in prison.
8. Start eating glass, and stabbing people to death in prison so that everyone leaves me the fuck alone.
9. This one is important... I wake up.
No burying the body or anything. Too much work. Soak the body and the entire house with an excessive amount of gasoline, place several propane tanks with the safety valves removed next to the body and start the fire. Hijack a plane and live forever more in Antarctica. Or Argentina. Whatever comes first.
[sub][sub][sub]No, this scenario is never going to happen...[/sub][/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub][sub]No, this scenario is never going to happen...[/sub][/sub][/sub]
Remove hair, teeth and fingernails.
Cut the body into bits.
Find a pig farm.
Feed the corpse to the pigs.
Victory.
Cut the body into bits.
Find a pig farm.
Feed the corpse to the pigs.
Victory.
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alright, my dad get's back in a few hours so i need to hurry, can't drive so I'd have to cut the body into very small bits, put them in some bags and hide them under the bath (there's a plastic panel) after they dried I'd put the bloody bags into new ones and take them out to the bin shed. We're moving house so it wouldn't look too suspicious. After the murder I'd bleach the place. I have tools and things so it wouldn't be too difficult if i could stop panicing long enough to deal with it.
alright, my dad get's back in a few hours so i need to hurry, can't drive so I'd have to cut the body into very small bits, put them in some bags and hide them under the bath (there's a plastic panel) after they dried I'd put the bloody bags into new ones and take them out to the bin shed. We're moving house so it wouldn't look too suspicious. After the murder I'd bleach the place. I have tools and things so it wouldn't be too difficult if i could stop panicing long enough to deal with it.
(Showtime Dexter not cartoon network)
Step One: Take tissue.
Step Two: Wipe down all surfaces I came into contact with.
Step the Third: Head over to my understanding mate's house. (Note: No information will be given.)
Step Four: Wash hands in his sink. Put on latex glove.
Step Five: Apply grease to gloved hand, shake hands before leaving.
St3p S1x: Head home, touch everything incriminating with the fingerprints embedded in the grease.
Step Seven: Watch my mate get sent off to jail for murder.
Step Two: Wipe down all surfaces I came into contact with.
Step the Third: Head over to my understanding mate's house. (Note: No information will be given.)
Step Four: Wash hands in his sink. Put on latex glove.
Step Five: Apply grease to gloved hand, shake hands before leaving.
St3p S1x: Head home, touch everything incriminating with the fingerprints embedded in the grease.
Step Seven: Watch my mate get sent off to jail for murder.
Put body in bag, bury bag in neighbours garden, clean kitchen. Tell police you heard arguing at neighbours house.
Since I have one of those space-bags, I seal up the body in 'em so the smell doesn't warn the neighbors and then I clean the kitchen. I say how they victim left, no problem at all and continue my life as per usual. And a month or so later, when everything's cleared up I dump the body.
But it's practically impossible that I would stab someone to death. Too messy, too slow, too noisy. The best thing to do is to break the neck or poison the unsuspecting future corpse.
But it's practically impossible that I would stab someone to death. Too messy, too slow, too noisy. The best thing to do is to break the neck or poison the unsuspecting future corpse.
I would first toss the knife into the lake (it's 150 feet) then i would go to my tool shed get Axes,A hammer, Some axe heads, A sledgehammer and a saw.
the axes and saw is for chop off the limbs sledgehammer for destroying the face hammer for dentals and then i would put the body in a plastic bag and wait for the trashmen to come...
the axes and saw is for chop off the limbs sledgehammer for destroying the face hammer for dentals and then i would put the body in a plastic bag and wait for the trashmen to come...
Cut up and flush down the toilet
if that doesn't work bury it in my neighbours backyard since there on holiday
if that doesn't work bury it in my neighbours backyard since there on holiday